The Quiet Rolling Rivers of Kaschovia
“Do what you must.”
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Quiet Rolling Rivers of Kaschovia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Albus Karelka III with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.887 billion Kaschovians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaiseva. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Kaschovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,937 trillion Kaschis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 245,673 Kaschis, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,214,516 per year while the poor average 3,347, a ratio of 661 to 1.
The people have taken "Hail Albus Karelka III" as an invitation to lob rocks, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, the Kaiseva Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, and the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kaschovia's national animal is the Kulevian Butterfly, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kaschovia was endorsed by The Incorporated States of Southern Moosetopia.
- : Kaschovia was endorsed by The Friendly Christian Republic of Russila.
- : Kaschovia was endorsed by The Incorporated States of Nuclear Matter.
- : Kaschovia was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Rinadia.
- : Kaschovia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "National Economic Freedoms"".
- : Kaschovia was endorsed by The Empire of Exkosia.
- : Kaschovia lost the endorsement of The Empire of Exkosia.
- : Kaschovia was endorsed by The Empire of Exkosia.
- : Kaschovia was endorsed by The Federation of Fiumesean Republic.
- : Kaschovia was endorsed by The Republic of Demaric.
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