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The Quiet Rolling Rivers of Kaschovia

“Do what you must.”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Quiet Rolling Rivers of Kaschovia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Albus Karelka III with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.887 billion Kaschovians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaiseva. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaschovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,937 trillion Kaschis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 245,673 Kaschis, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,214,516 per year while the poor average 3,347, a ratio of 661 to 1.

The people have taken "Hail Albus Karelka III" as an invitation to lob rocks, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, the Kaiseva Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, and the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kaschovia's national animal is the Kulevian Butterfly, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kaschovia is ranked 1,896th in the world and 65th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 45.27 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 104thRudest Citizens: 304thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 464thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 655thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,471stLargest Retail Industry: 1,508thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,836thFattest Citizens: 1,896thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,954thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,972ndHighest Crime Rates: 2,204thMost Efficient Economies: 2,328thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,492ndMost Influential: 2,550thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,010thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,224thMost Avoided: 3,422ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,741stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,987thHighest Average Incomes: 4,217thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,373rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,626thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,865thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,201stMost Armed: 5,303rdSmartest Citizens: 5,437thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,481stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,308thMost Cultured: 9,177thHighest Economic Output: 10,130thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,152ndLargest Black Market: 11,779thLargest Governments: 13,049thMost Secular: 13,114thMost Inclusive: 13,127thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,714thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 14,884thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,469thHighest Food Quality: 16,122ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,816thMost Pro-Market: 23,873rdLargest Insurance Industry: 24,325thHighest Drug Use: 24,706thLargest Mining Sector: 25,013thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,873rd
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 58th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 62nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 62nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 65th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 74th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 76th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 86th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 94th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 98th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 98th in the regionMost Avoided: 104th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 120th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 163rd in the regionMost Armed: 166th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 177th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 181st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 201st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 202nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 223rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 235th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 238th in the regionLargest Black Market: 257th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 262nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 271st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 286th in the regionMost Politically Free: 292nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 309th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 335th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 339th in the regionMost Cultured: 454th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 470th in the regionMost Secular: 616th in the regionLargest Governments: 650th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 669th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 722nd in the regionMost Influential: 732nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 768th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 787th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 797th in the regionLargest Populations: 817th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 840th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 891st in the regionNudest: 933rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,115th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1,229th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,240th in the region

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