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The Holy Empire of Lemonbiscuits

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The Holy Empire of Lemonbiscuits is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 9.148 billion Lemonbiscuits are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemonbiscuits City. The average income tax rate is 89.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Lemonbiscuitinarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,313 trillion Crumbs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,627 Crumbs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles distance from the National Science Park, and death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemonbiscuits's national animal is the Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is a major religion.

Lemonbiscuits is ranked 166,794^th in the world and 8,879^th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.13 Weapons Per Person.

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