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The Metalhead with taste of Advancia-Sizzletown

“Unironically, a very cultured character.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Metalhead with taste of Advancia-Sizzletown is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Juntism0ld II and Queen 416 and 45 with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.4 billion Sizzlevancians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mayrina Bay and Londonium. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Sizzlevancian economy, worth a remarkable 1,918 trillion Azzlei-Sizzlevancian Memebuxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 228,442 Azzlei-Sizzlevancian Memebuxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

When flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel, and elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan. Crime is totally unknown. Advancia-Sizzletown's national animal is the Useless Goddess Aqua and Onion Aqua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Modern Memism.

Advancia-Sizzletown is ranked 38,400th in the world and 1,352nd in The North Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 14,580.56 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 140thMost Influential: 356thMost Valuable International Artwork: 901stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,550thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,594thMost Developed: 1,832ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,952ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,046thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,152ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,245thNicest Citizens: 2,260thMost Inclusive: 2,290thMost Secular: 2,305thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,509thHighest Food Quality: 2,526thHealthiest Citizens: 2,540thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,652ndMost Cultured: 2,916thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,041stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,275thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,354thLargest Governments: 3,586thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,738thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,839thLowest Crime Rates: 4,424thHighest Average Incomes: 5,161stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,700thRudest Citizens: 5,972ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,290thMost Pacifist: 6,540thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,456thSafest: 7,716thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,202ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,708thHighest Economic Output: 10,038thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,340thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 13,479thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,673rdMost Stationary: 16,348thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,017thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,867thHighest Drug Use: 21,852nd
Most Influential: 71st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 74th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 80th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 89th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 103rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 106th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 108th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 112th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 112th in the regionMost Secular: 123rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 129th in the regionNicest Citizens: 134th in the regionMost Inclusive: 136th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 136th in the regionMost Cultured: 144th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 145th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 148th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 148th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 149th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 150th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 156th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 161st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 168th in the regionLargest Governments: 174th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 188th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 230th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 231st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 264th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 274th in the regionRudest Citizens: 297th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 331st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 370th in the regionMost Stationary: 380th in the regionMost Pacifist: 391st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 414th in the regionSafest: 443rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 457th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 531st in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 541st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 633rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 672nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 677th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 691st in the regionLargest Populations: 741st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 791st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,033rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 1,071st in the region

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