The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland
“I'm lovin' it”
|Category: Iron Fist Consumerists|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ronald McDonald with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, enslaved workforce, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.139 billion McCitizens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McDonaldsland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.1%.
The frighteningly efficient McDonaldslandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,292 trillion McPennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 250,586 McPennies, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.
Skyscrapers get built in just days, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. McDonaldsland's national animal is the McNugget, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Struggling to Socialize of Loli County.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The TUMS of The Unified Missourtama States.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Dominion of Outer Shenendoah.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Federation of Xipher.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Republic of Kazoo Basin.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Republic of Bankowiata.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The ထာဝရပျော်ရွှင် ကြောင်ကမ္ဘာ of Valentine Z.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Benevolence of Morover.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Presidential Democracy of Vincone Cae.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Caspian Commonwealth of Dabarastan.
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