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The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland

“I'm lovin' it”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ronald McDonald with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, enslaved workforce, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.139 billion McCitizens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McDonaldsland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.1%.

The frighteningly efficient McDonaldslandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,292 trillion McPennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 250,586 McPennies, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Skyscrapers get built in just days, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. McDonaldsland's national animal is the McNugget, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

McDonaldsland is ranked 218,025th in the world and 10,065th in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 6.47 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 417thMost Devout: 582ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 632ndFattest Citizens: 691stLargest Insurance Industry: 691stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 699thLargest Mining Sector: 847thLargest Retail Industry: 859thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 940thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,067thLargest Black Market: 1,132ndMost Avoided: 1,267thMost Influential: 1,292ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,525thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,702ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,987thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,193rdTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3,378thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,463rdHighest Economic Output: 3,702ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,931stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,251stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,864thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,121stMost Efficient Economies: 6,279thRudest Citizens: 7,284thMost Conservative: 7,573rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,806thTop
Largest Governments: 15,132ndHighest Poor Incomes: 15,360thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,346thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,897thLowest Crime Rates: 18,086thLargest Populations: 18,391st
Largest Insurance Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16th in the regionFattest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 28th in the regionMost Devout: 32nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Avoided: 45th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 48th in the regionLargest Black Market: 51st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 52nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 58th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 87th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 90th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 110th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 131st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 142nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 158th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 245th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 268th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 310th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 337th in the regionLargest Populations: 339th in the regionRudest Citizens: 370th in the regionMost Conservative: 456th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 520th in the regionLargest Governments: 743rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 779th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 844th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 920th in the region

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