Spotlight on:
The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland |
“I'm lovin' it”
Category: Corporate Police State | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: The North Pacific |
Regional Influence: Newcomer |
The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ronald McDonald with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, pith helmet sales, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.172 billion McCitizens are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McDonaldsland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.
The frighteningly efficient McDonaldslandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,909 trillion McPennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 193,803 McPennies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,187,313 per year while the poor average 13,884, a ratio of 85.5 to 1.
Bags of fertiliser come with detailed instructions for not making explosives, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living, and stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. McDonaldsland's national animal is the McNugget, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.
McDonaldsland is ranked 2,054th in the world and 70th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 184,307.25 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Republic of Bhadeshistan.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Ereena.
- : McDonaldsland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided and Highest Disposable Incomes, the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes and Most World Assembly Endorsements, and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Extant Territory of Deliber.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Federation of Pribaltic Union.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Corrupt States of Yokciq Empire.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Darkanistan.
- : McDonaldsland's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : McDonaldsland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prosecutorial Discretion Act".
- : McDonaldsland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eclipsis".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 61 » Francois Isidore, Germanic Cat, Shibutani, Corfad, Pallaith, Neptunian Military Administration, Dillimore, The New Oceanic States, Yaorozu, New Atlantico, Petronellania, New Lakemba, Great Bights Mum, Varisland, PlanetMercury, Ethnon, Laforeia, Notyoutopia, Oannia, United Orange Valley States, Bagojo, Dreadton, Kainin, Suvarnavarta, Ayuzhhhhh, Zandos, North Bratislava, United Kahndaq, Northern Zorbrasnka, CyberEgypt, Armonker, Marlducro, Halsoni, Ishtimbine, Koda-Land, Laurendon, Former English Colony, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Thought Obliteration, Picairn, Alogiada, Aoncarpa, Tragesch Firwat, Lionsroar, Aerilia, Kwaj, Loutsland, Esperonia, Arostica, The Resoland, and 11 others.Castle In Confidence, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Chipoli, Republiqueducroissant, Simone Republic, Darkanistan, Yokciq Empire, Pribaltic Union, Deliber, Ereena, and Bhadeshistan.