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The Guide in the Dark of Kainin

“Follow the light... find freedom”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: The North Pacific

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The Guide in the Dark of Kainin is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Rainin with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.119 billion Kaininians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eternal Night. The average income tax rate is 85.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaininian economy, worth 725 trillion Candle Waxes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 176,084 Candle Waxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black, sweet-toothed Kaininians have been left penniless by the VAT on candy, and open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kainin's national animal is the Christmas Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athyism.

Kainin is ranked 151,615th in the world and 2,830th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,710.25 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 144thNudest: 361stMost Valuable International Artwork: 393rdMost Influential: 1,267thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,042ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,051stTop
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Most Inclusive: 4,636thHighest Food Quality: 5,714thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,029thMost Cultured: 6,840thNicest Citizens: 7,182ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,639thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,674thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,011thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,241stSmartest Citizens: 9,763rdMost Developed: 10,106thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,675thLargest Governments: 11,610thMost Efficient Economies: 11,665thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,696thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,364thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 16,200thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,358thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,680thMost Armed: 18,425thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,310thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,625thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,691stMost Advanced Public Education: 20,217thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,400thLowest Crime Rates: 23,347thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25,984thLargest Welfare Programs: 28,929th
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Nudest: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 37th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 83rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 87th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 125th in the regionMost Influential: 238th in the regionMost Inclusive: 248th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 264th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 290th in the regionMost Armed: 291st in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 302nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 323rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 345th in the regionNicest Citizens: 357th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 386th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 402nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 426th in the regionLargest Governments: 439th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 444th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 451st in the regionMost Developed: 469th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 500th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 506th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 515th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 534th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 553rd in the region

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