Spotlight on:
The Federation of Chechno-Kalimovski |
“Peace and Justice”
Category: Anarchy | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: The North Pacific |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Federation of Chechno-Kalimovski is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Akhmat Magomadov with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.85 billion Chechno-Kalimovskians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The large, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akhmatkala. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Chechno-Kalimovskian economy, worth 415 trillion Chechno-Kalimovskian Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 107,996 Chechno-Kalimovskian Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.
Akhmat Magomadov can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence, the Chechno-Kalimovski Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', and Court TV ratings have skyrocketed now that executions are filmed on location. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chechno-Kalimovski's national animal is the Borz, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.
Chechno-Kalimovski is ranked 278,425th in the world and 4,948th in The North Pacific for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 1.4 missed references per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Chechno-Kalimovski was endorsed by The Corgious Empire of Etanur.
- : Chechno-Kalimovski was endorsed by The Federal Republic of United States of Medford.
- : Chechno-Kalimovski was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Darkanistan.
- : Chechno-Kalimovski was endorsed by The Grand and Most Serene Duchy of Unimaginable Doom.
- : Chechno-Kalimovski was endorsed by The Republic of Selfgradatude.
- : Chechno-Kalimovski was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Lemonbiscuits.
- : Chechno-Kalimovski was endorsed by The Second Best Fruit on Pizza of Pineappleistania.
- : Chechno-Kalimovski was endorsed by The Armed States of Dacian Freelands.
- : Chechno-Kalimovski was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Luniandez.
- : Chechno-Kalimovski was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 131 » Picairn, Petronellania, The Rhein States, Walter Jackson, Ethnon, Great Bights Mum, Allied Stumbler, Koda-Land, Avalon, Necromonia, Democatic Donkeys, Corfad, Kwaj, Amers The Ulted, Wilkshire, Sierra Andreas, Chukstik Illahi, Juba, Germanic Cat, The Sinclarian Provinces, Shibutani, Prydania, Rainengrad, Gmt2001, Attempted Socialism, Mk Steele, Pallaith, North Arkana, Rex Republic, Unsophisticate, Laxoimia, Aguaria Major, Dicko, Omnistria, Gendirt, PlanetMercury, Northern Zorbrasnka, Varisland, Rettverborg, Aerilia, Liberate World Order, Yaorozu, Xagill, Bagojo, Esteneng, Pradovnia, Ostonives, Jameson Williams, Jughru, Tiodann, and 81 others.New Lakemba, Laurendon, McDonaldsland, Karazan, Mystiquelle, Kelvaros Prime, Ardok, Altivia, Stal Valley, Kranostav, Vendonesam, Hellvorta, Scres Gidgerland, Pazair, Eurochina, Wolffoxia, Nationeer, Zerentopia, Zandos, Bedsonya, Halsoni, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Former English Colony, Triregna, Kobagia, Malta Comino Gozo, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Animu Place, Lucedeia, Hadou, The Windmilluminati, Azzarel, Yukti, Vesuva, Zecit, Phoronu, Felpolandia, Arostica, Akand Jang Braihir, Salterra, Velon, The New Oceanic States, Amestris-Britannia, Brisdon, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Gradis Merricus, Sil Dorsett, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Yokciq Empire, Chao Phraya River, Vexilia, Viridiann, Texaska, Freedom and Democratic Socialist, Arucaria, Bardopia, Cisplatinaa, Sindoesia, Tugupaw, Kainin, Cors Evia, The West United States, Old Emporia, Minilands, Free Azrelia, Lugarvatn, New Cordyceps, Joevala, Rionion, Dantek, The Confederate States of America, Glissbotia, Luniandez, Dacian Freelands, Pineappleistania, Lemonbiscuits, Selfgradatude, Unimaginable Doom, Darkanistan, United States of Medford, and Etanur.