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The Empire of ZhangKeyesland

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The Empire of ZhangKeyesland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Justin Zhang with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.998 billion Zhangkeyeslandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Baltimore. The average income tax rate is 90.1%.

The frighteningly efficient ZhangKeyeslandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,739 trillion kek nabs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 430,915 kek nabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. ZhangKeyesland's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

ZhangKeyesland is ranked 38,307^th in the world and 1,316^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.4 law-abiding acts per hour.

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