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The Incorporated States of Alestadpolkhbizzydor

“God, Homeland, Liberty”

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The Incorporated States of Alestadpolkhbizzydor is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Joseph Stalin with an iron fist, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.738 billion Alestadpolkhbizzydorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alestadpolkhbizzydor City. The average income tax rate is 83.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Alestadpolkhbizzydorian economy, worth 382 trillion Florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 220,183 Florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government merely pays lip service to Communism, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, and the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alestadpolkhbizzydor's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Communism.

Alestadpolkhbizzydor is ranked 35,367^th in the world and 1,140^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,713.77 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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