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The Militärstaat of The Austro Germanic Union

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The Militärstaat of The Austro Germanic Union is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Militärdiktator Victoria Louis with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.327 billion Austro-Germans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Austro-German economy, worth a remarkable 1,287 trillion Staatsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 203,414 Staatsmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', and Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community. Crime is totally unknown. The Austro Germanic Union's national animal is the Prussian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is German Protestantism.

The Austro Germanic Union is ranked 189,720^th in the world and 8,261^st in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.75 Obesity Rate.

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