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The Republic of Old Emporia

“There's Always a Lighthouse”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: The North Pacific

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The Republic of Old Emporia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Elizabeth with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, aversion to nipples, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.849 billion Old Emporians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rapture. The average income tax rate is 44.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Old Emporian economy, worth 763 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 111,470 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The countryside is shrouded by wind farms, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", and stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here. Crime is totally unknown. Old Emporia's national animal is the Crow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Old Emporia is ranked 18,729th in the world and 948th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 63.38 Atheism Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 468thMost Influential: 783rdTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,607thLargest Retail Industry: 12,094thTop
Most Inclusive: 12,634thLargest Black Market: 12,665thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,698thMost Developed: 14,318thHighest Drug Use: 16,834thMost Stationary: 17,052ndMost Cultured: 17,152ndMost Efficient Economies: 17,469thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,576thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,867thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,073rdSmartest Citizens: 18,451stMost Subsidized Industry: 18,553rdHighest Poor Incomes: 18,599thMost Secular: 18,729thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,095thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,139thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,184thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,413thMost Pacifist: 23,419thHighest Disposable Incomes: 23,688th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 230th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 234th in the regionMost Influential: 285th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 343rd in the regionMost Stationary: 393rd in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 557th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 632nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 721st in the regionMost Inclusive: 758th in the regionMost Developed: 806th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 841st in the regionMost Cultured: 879th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 908th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 924th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 924th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 934th in the regionLargest Populations: 939th in the regionMost Secular: 948th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 955th in the region

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