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The Republic of Old Emporia

“There's Always a Lighthouse”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: The North Pacific

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The Republic of Old Emporia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Elizabeth with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working population of 9.939 billion Old Emporians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rapture. The average income tax rate is 53.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Old Emporian economy, worth a remarkable 1,149 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,623 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The countryside is shrouded by wind farms, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", and stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here. Crime is totally unknown. Old Emporia's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Old Emporia is ranked 95,142nd in the world and 4,749th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,006.31 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 312thMost Influential: 701stTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,934thLargest Black Market: 11,013thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,252ndMost Advanced Public Education: 11,734thMost Developed: 12,265thMost Inclusive: 13,223rdMost Stationary: 13,312thTop
Highest Food Quality: 15,542ndLargest Retail Industry: 16,309thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,328thSmartest Citizens: 16,627thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,858thMost Cultured: 17,228thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,434thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,772ndMost Secular: 18,578thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,800thHighest Economic Output: 18,812thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,978thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,074thMost Efficient Economies: 20,259thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,427thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,671stMost Pacifist: 22,089thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26,099thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,505thBest Weather: 26,511thHighest Drug Use: 27,040thHighest Average Incomes: 28,472nd
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 167th in the regionMost Influential: 184th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 237th in the regionLargest Black Market: 241st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 249th in the regionMost Stationary: 291st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 552nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 573rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 589th in the regionLargest Populations: 618th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 654th in the regionMost Developed: 697th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 725th in the regionMost Inclusive: 770th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 783rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 819th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 829th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 830th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 852nd in the regionMost Secular: 859th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 859th in the regionMost Cultured: 875th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 878th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 887th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 909th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 924th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1,008th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,020th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1,090th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,095th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,188th in the regionMost Pacifist: 1,216th in the regionBest Weather: 1,240th in the region

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