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The Republic of Old Emporia

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The Republic of Old Emporia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Elizabeth with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working population of 9.939 billion Old Emporians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rapture. The average income tax rate is 53.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Old Emporian economy, worth a remarkable 1,149 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,623 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The countryside is shrouded by wind farms, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", and stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here. Crime is totally unknown. Old Emporia's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Old Emporia is ranked 95,142^nd in the world and 4,749^th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,006.31 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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