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The Republic of Old Emporia

“There's Always a Lighthouse”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Location: The North Pacific

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The Republic of Old Emporia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Elizabeth with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 14.481 billion Old Emporians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rapture. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Old Emporian economy, worth a remarkable 1,637 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 113,078 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, in a baffling press conference Elizabeth proudly dismantled a broken door, they say that Old Emporians made a dessert and called it peace, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Old Emporia's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Old Emporia is ranked 8,289th in the world and 254th in The North Pacific for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 78.88 Workforce Participation Rate.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 280thMost Influential: 851stTop
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Most Pacifist: 4,225thNicest Citizens: 5,105thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,190thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,418thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,633rdMost Inclusive: 5,651stMost Secular: 5,906thHighest Food Quality: 6,991stMost Beautiful Environments: 7,066thBest Weather: 7,218thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,621stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,185thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,289thMost Developed: 8,330thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,373rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,323rdMost Cultured: 9,390thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,813thMost Stationary: 9,906thSmartest Citizens: 10,027thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,154thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,298thHealthiest Citizens: 13,136thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,349thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 17,820thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,957thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,005thMost Income Equality: 24,643rdLargest Populations: 30,933rd
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Most Influential: 145th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 152nd in the regionMost Stationary: 192nd in the regionMost Secular: 199th in the regionMost Pacifist: 224th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 250th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 254th in the regionNicest Citizens: 270th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 276th in the regionMost Inclusive: 282nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 320th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 339th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 343rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 368th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 370th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 378th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 379th in the regionMost Cultured: 379th in the regionMost Developed: 386th in the regionBest Weather: 399th in the regionLargest Populations: 401st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 434th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 444th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 470th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 480th in the regionNudest: 513th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 518th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 543rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 559th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 589th in the region

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