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The Parliamentary Republic of Zecit

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The Parliamentary Republic of Zecit is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Cynda Quill with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 1.904 billion Zeds enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zecity. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Zedese economy, worth 264 trillion bitcoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,678 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The endangered saltwater humpback emu is only seen in captivity programs, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, most ambassadors from Zecit retire only a few years after being appointed, and on-duty Air Zecit flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zecit's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lewdism.

Zecit is ranked 204,376^th in the world and 8,979^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 3.59 Obesity Rate.

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