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The Kingdom of Pavlikstan

“Strength Through Freedom”

Category: Corporate Bordello
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Kingdom of Pavlikstan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by First Consul Pavlik with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.747 billion Pavlikstanians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Pavlikstanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,562 trillion dollars a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 160,346 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

The Violet Mile now refers to the long line-ups that former death row inmates wait in as they transfer to maximum security prisons, streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, and the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture. Crime is totally unknown. Pavlikstan's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Pavlikstan is ranked 1,417th in the world and 445th in The North Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 78,501 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most Devout: 423rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 763rdRudest Citizens: 1,007thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,233rdMost Influential: 1,417thMost Cultured: 2,046thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 3,722ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,934thMost Armed: 4,693rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,679thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,040thBest Weather: 6,697thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,729thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,881stHighest Food Quality: 9,258thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,018thLargest Black Market: 10,865thMost Efficient Economies: 11,293rdFattest Citizens: 12,426thLargest Retail Industry: 12,563rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,860thHighest Economic Output: 13,055thHighest Average Incomes: 13,232ndMost Stationary: 13,315thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,202ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,625thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,580thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,791stMost Patriotic: 19,660thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,779thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,610thLargest Governments: 22,491stMost Advanced Public Education: 25,982nd
Most Devout: 25th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 40th in the regionRudest Citizens: 65th in the regionMost Cultured: 92nd in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 148th in the regionMost Armed: 152nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 193rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 242nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 247th in the regionMost Politically Free: 279th in the regionMost Stationary: 292nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 312th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 316th in the regionFattest Citizens: 344th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 362nd in the regionBest Weather: 372nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 428th in the regionMost Influential: 445th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 463rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 477th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 504th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 511th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 511th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 527th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 537th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 541st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 551st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 591st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 634th in the regionMost Patriotic: 701st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 772nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 989th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,004th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,029th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,032nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,083rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,170th in the region

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