The Empire of The Windmilluminati
“Do you want an apple?”
|Category: Left-Leaning College State|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Page
The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.736 billion Windmilluminati enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 1,200 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 209,282 plums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
A traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and people have become comfortably numb. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Windmilluminati was endorsed by The United Coffee Provinces of Caffeinetopia.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, people have become comfortably numb.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum.
- : The Windmilluminati endorsed The Utopian Republic of Sevinland.
- : The Windmilluminati was endorsed by The Utopian Republic of Sevinland.
- : The Windmilluminati voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Land of Kings and Emperors".
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
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