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The Empire of The Windmilluminati

“Do you want an apple?”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.948 billion Windmilluminati enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth 711 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 180,222 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances, and extreme hiring regulations mean a job in The Windmilluminati is often a lifetime appointment. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 907th in the world and 41st in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 99.12 Atheism Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 235thBest Weather: 436thMost Influential: 438thLeast Corrupt Governments: 493rdSafest: 736thMost Compassionate Citizens: 771stLargest Information Technology Sector: 853rdMost Developed: 859thMost Inclusive: 861stMost Secular: 907thMost Beautiful Environments: 920thHealthiest Citizens: 984thNicest Citizens: 984thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,042ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,132ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,139thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,250thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,401stMost Pacifist: 1,443rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,712thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,824thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,872ndRudest Citizens: 1,876thSmartest Citizens: 2,032ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,185thLargest Governments: 2,292ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,544thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,936thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,136thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,766thHighest Drug Use: 6,851stHighest Average Incomes: 8,119thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,661stMost Efficient Economies: 11,579thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,219thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,679th
Least Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionBest Weather: 28th in the regionMost Secular: 41st in the regionSafest: 44th in the regionMost Developed: 45th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 50th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 51st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 51st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 57th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 59th in the regionMost Inclusive: 60th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 61st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 62nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 65th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 82nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 86th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 92nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 96th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 103rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 108th in the regionLargest Governments: 112th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 114th in the regionMost Influential: 129th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 133rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 143rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 146th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 175th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 182nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 221st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 316th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 393rd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 573rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 652nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 699th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 704th in the region

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