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The Empire of The Windmilluminati

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Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.604 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 2,282 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 237,622 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, and sick days are on the rise. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 246,031st in the world and 10,239th in The North Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Best Weather: 81stLeast Corrupt Governments: 94thHealthiest Citizens: 146thLargest Information Technology Sector: 149thMost Compassionate Citizens: 165thMost Developed: 204thNicest Citizens: 212thLongest Average Lifespans: 221stMost Beautiful Environments: 224thMost Secular: 243rdSafest: 244thMost Inclusive: 303rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 308thMost Pacifist: 541stHighest Food Quality: 554thMost Scientifically Advanced: 581stMost Influential: 699thSmartest Citizens: 764thLargest Welfare Programs: 881stRudest Citizens: 925thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,174thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,182ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,408thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,453rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,572ndLargest Governments: 1,577thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,585thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,651stLowest Crime Rates: 1,910thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,047thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,183rdTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,944thHighest Average Incomes: 4,589thHighest Economic Output: 8,142ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,460thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,371stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,448thMost Stationary: 16,861stMost Efficient Economies: 16,991stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,147th
Least Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionNicest Citizens: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 25th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 28th in the regionMost Pacifist: 35th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 36th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 42nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 56th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 60th in the regionRudest Citizens: 62nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 64th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 66th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 67th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 68th in the regionLargest Governments: 75th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 77th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 81st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 88th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 104th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 149th in the regionMost Influential: 184th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 197th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 228th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 268th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 439th in the regionMost Stationary: 451st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 637th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 683rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 704th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 747th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 756th in the regionNudest: 784th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,005th in the region

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