The Empire of The Windmilluminati
“Do you want an apple?”
|Category: Left-wing Utopia|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Page
The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.604 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 2,282 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 237,622 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, and sick days are on the rise. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Windmilluminati was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Ekaare.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, sick days are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
- : The Windmilluminati endorsed The Eco-Socialist Assembly of Davidianian.
- : The Windmilluminati was endorsed by The Eco-Socialist Assembly of Davidianian.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs.
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