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The Empire of The Windmilluminati

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Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.232 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 1,038 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 198,438 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 1,824th in the world and 100th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 134.81 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 178thBest Weather: 273rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 289thMost Influential: 317thSafest: 488thMost Compassionate Citizens: 490thMost Inclusive: 572ndMost Developed: 603rdMost Secular: 618thLargest Information Technology Sector: 621stNicest Citizens: 624thHealthiest Citizens: 646thMost Beautiful Environments: 647thLongest Average Lifespans: 688thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 764thMost Pacifist: 846thMost Valuable International Artwork: 891stMost Advanced Public Education: 956thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,100thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,107thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,121stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,351stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,383rdSmartest Citizens: 1,506thRudest Citizens: 1,571stLargest Governments: 1,667thLowest Crime Rates: 1,824thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,188thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,348thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,446thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,105thHighest Average Incomes: 6,445thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,826thMost Efficient Economies: 7,856thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,442ndTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 14,071stHighest Economic Output: 16,167th
Least Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionSafest: 24th in the regionMost Secular: 27th in the regionMost Developed: 32nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 34th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 36th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Inclusive: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 39th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 39th in the regionNicest Citizens: 43rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 44th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 44th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 48th in the regionMost Pacifist: 50th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 51st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 54th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 67th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 72nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 77th in the regionLargest Governments: 83rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 85th in the regionMost Influential: 90th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 90th in the regionRudest Citizens: 96th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 100th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 116th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 122nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 132nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 149th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 302nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 325th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 394th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 405th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 496th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 658th in the regionMost Stationary: 816th in the regionLargest Populations: 950th in the region

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