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The Empire of The Windmilluminati |
“Do you want an apple?”
| Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists | ||
| Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
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Location: The North Pacific |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory vegetarianism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.625 billion Windmilluminati love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 6,303 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 338,439 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Hackney Times is sold out, and facial disfigurement is a leading cause of supervillainy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.
The Windmilluminati is ranked 450th in the world and 22nd in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 20,432.19 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Windmilluminati was endorsed by
The Holy Lucky Pink Zombie Bat of Owion.
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The Windmilluminati, facial disfigurement is a leading cause of supervillainy.
- : Following new legislation in
The Windmilluminati, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Hackney Times is sold out.
- : Following new legislation in
The Windmilluminati, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
- : Following new legislation in
The Windmilluminati, weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque.
- : Following new legislation in
The Windmilluminati, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend.
- : Following new legislation in
The Windmilluminati, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials.
- : Following new legislation in
The Windmilluminati, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet.
- : Following new legislation in
The Windmilluminati, Queen Juliana's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
- : Following new legislation in
The Windmilluminati, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
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