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The Empire of The Windmilluminati

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The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.604 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 2,282 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 237,622 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, and sick days are on the rise. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 246,031^st in the world and 10,239^th in The North Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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