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The Empire of The Windmilluminati

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The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.948 billion Windmilluminati enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth 711 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 180,222 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances, and extreme hiring regulations mean a job in The Windmilluminati is often a lifetime appointment. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 907^th in the world and 41^st in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 99.12 Atheism Rate.

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