The Empire of The Windmilluminati
“Do you want an apple?”
|Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Page
The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.948 billion Windmilluminati enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth 711 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 180,222 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances, and extreme hiring regulations mean a job in The Windmilluminati is often a lifetime appointment. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in The Windmilluminati is often a lifetime appointment.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
- : The Windmilluminati voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Aurelia"".
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
- : The Windmilluminati was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, Windmilluminati refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the government is avowedly secular.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it.
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