The Republic of Neo Cheese Empire
“Why Are My Cheese Exports So Low”
|Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Republic of Neo Cheese Empire is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 521 million Neo Cheese Empireans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheeseville. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Neo Cheese Empirean economy, worth 57.4 trillion Cheeses a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,240 Cheeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, contestants on Neo Cheese Empire's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, the nation leads The North Pacific in per capita stalking, and unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Cheese Empire's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Neo Cheese Empire was endorsed by The Aligned Systems Authority of Kelvaros Prime.
- : Following new legislation in Neo Cheese Empire, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
- : Following new legislation in Neo Cheese Empire, the nation leads The North Pacific in per capita stalking.
- : Following new legislation in Neo Cheese Empire, contestants on Neo Cheese Empire's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
- : Following new legislation in Neo Cheese Empire, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
- : Following new legislation in Neo Cheese Empire, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
- : Neo Cheese Empire's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Neo Cheese Empire was endorsed by The New Potato Empire of Comfed.
- : Following new legislation in Neo Cheese Empire, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
- : Following new legislation in Neo Cheese Empire, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.
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