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The Republic of Neo Cheese Empire

“Why Are My Cheese Exports So Low”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Republic of Neo Cheese Empire is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 521 million Neo Cheese Empireans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheeseville. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neo Cheese Empirean economy, worth 57.4 trillion Cheeses a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,240 Cheeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, contestants on Neo Cheese Empire's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, the nation leads The North Pacific in per capita stalking, and unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Cheese Empire's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neo Cheese Empire is ranked 195,606th in the world and 8,798th in The North Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -41.32 on the Hayek Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 954thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,046thTop
Most Influential: 3,053rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,657thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 12,069thMost Inclusive: 12,256thNicest Citizens: 13,237thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,448thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,381stLargest Retail Industry: 15,608thMost Developed: 16,590thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,838thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,268thHealthiest Citizens: 19,185thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,211thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,356thMost Rebellious Youth: 20,312thSmartest Citizens: 20,482ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,523rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,559thBest Weather: 20,700thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,718th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 116th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 160th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 574th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 659th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 697th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 729th in the regionMost Inclusive: 748th in the regionNicest Citizens: 748th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 783rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 843rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 886th in the regionMost Influential: 904th in the regionMost Developed: 916th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 992nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,000th in the region

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