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The Nationstsates Zombie Cow of Dakota Territories

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The Nationstsates Zombie Cow of Dakota Territories is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Astro Skovi with an even hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 5.959 billion Dakotans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bismarck. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Dakotan economy, worth 714 trillion Cryptoslavs a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 119,883 Cryptoslavs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access, and the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dakota Territories's national animal is the Batfox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Dakota Territories is ranked 256,891^st in the world and 12,388^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.67 Obesity Rate.

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