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The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT

“Fast and Feared and Lead from the Front”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: The North Pacific

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The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.74 billion SORTans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florence. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient SORTan economy, worth a remarkable 2,330 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,374 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the SORTan military unleashed its biological weapons, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, the nation is wading into dangerous waters, and the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SORT's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

SORT is ranked 277,856th in the world and 5,057th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -193.08 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 675thMost Influential: 1,497thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,149thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,016thBest Weather: 5,122ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,606thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,065thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,035thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,756thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,935thLargest Governments: 10,596thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,889thHighest Economic Output: 11,112thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,309thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,396thLowest Crime Rates: 12,410thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,851stMost Developed: 12,935thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 16,122ndLargest Populations: 16,954thSafest: 17,187thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,156thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,026thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,820thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28,333rd
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 154th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 194th in the regionLargest Populations: 205th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 238th in the regionMost Influential: 285th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 302nd in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 308th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 317th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 318th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 326th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 381st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 398th in the regionLargest Governments: 412th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 432nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 498th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 527th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 532nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 550th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 561st in the regionMost Developed: 567th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 582nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 599th in the region

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