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The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT

“Fast and Feared and Lead from the Front”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: The North Pacific

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The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.4 billion SORTans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florence. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient SORTan economy, worth a remarkable 2,183 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,566 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the SORTan military unleashed its biological weapons, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, the nation is wading into dangerous waters, and the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SORT's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

SORT is ranked 258,748th in the world and 6,305th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 62 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 658thMost Influential: 1,474thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,131stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,403rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,080thBest Weather: 7,121stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,528thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,930thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,407thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,991stLargest Governments: 10,496thHighest Economic Output: 10,886thLowest Crime Rates: 10,990thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,908thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,054thMost Developed: 13,171stLongest Average Lifespans: 13,440thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,715thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,879thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 15,389thSafest: 16,661stLargest Populations: 17,320thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,930thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,781stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,981stMost Patriotic: 25,910thSmartest Citizens: 29,250th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 146th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 219th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 274th in the regionLargest Populations: 293rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 347th in the regionMost Influential: 349th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 366th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 375th in the regionBest Weather: 381st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 394th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 408th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 418th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 442nd in the regionLargest Governments: 467th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 477th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 551st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 589th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 614th in the regionMost Developed: 651st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 678th in the regionMost Patriotic: 679th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 692nd in the region

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