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The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT

“Fast and Feared and Lead from the Front”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The North Pacific

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The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its closed borders, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.178 billion SORTans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florence. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient SORTan economy, worth a remarkable 1,423 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,042 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, childish pranks are no laughing matter, and class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SORT's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

SORT is ranked 177,828th in the world and 6,639th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 15.54 Atheism Rate.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 199thMost Influential: 398thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,272ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,469thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,301stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,147thBest Weather: 8,783rdLowest Crime Rates: 9,409thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,477thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,831stLargest Welfare Programs: 10,003rdLargest Governments: 10,251stMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,302ndMost Stationary: 10,877thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,124thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,266thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 12,520thHighest Economic Output: 12,577thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,624thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,788thMost Developed: 13,463rdMost Advanced Public Education: 15,686thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,943rdLongest Average Lifespans: 17,388thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,638thLargest Populations: 20,807thSafest: 22,641st
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 107th in the regionMost Influential: 126th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 165th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 204th in the regionMost Stationary: 240th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 291st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 322nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 406th in the regionLargest Populations: 446th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 452nd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 487th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 512th in the regionBest Weather: 519th in the regionLargest Governments: 522nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 531st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 550th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 554th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 576th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 671st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 714th in the regionMost Developed: 765th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 817th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 844th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 850th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 936th in the region

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