Spotlight on:
The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT |
“Fast and Feared and Lead from the Front”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: The North Pacific |
Regional Influence: Page |
The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.74 billion SORTans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florence. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.
The frighteningly efficient SORTan economy, worth a remarkable 2,330 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,374 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the SORTan military unleashed its biological weapons, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, the nation is wading into dangerous waters, and the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SORT's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
SORT is ranked 277,856th in the world and 5,057th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -193.08 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : SORT was endorsed by The Rising Stars of New Matzeratia.
- : SORT was endorsed by The 🌺Lotionese Empire🌺 of Lotion Empire.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Republic of Lucasoland.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Second Best Fruit on Pizza of Pineappleistania.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Sublime State of Ottoman Empireee.
- : SORT was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
- : SORT was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead, Most Survivors, and Most Zombies.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Utilitarian Republic of Freedom and Democratic Socialist.
- : SORT was endorsed by The 𝒜𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁𝒾𝒸 𝑅𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓂 of Chao Phraya River.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Republic of Amestris-Britannia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 181 » Shibutani, Filibustra, Pallaith, Frances Francis the First of France, Great Bights Mum, The Rhein States, Bankowiata, Loutsland, Kwaj, Wolffoxia, Koda-Land, Corfad, Former English Colony, Varisland, Kranostav, Omnistria, Dreadton, Radicaster, North Bratislava, Chipoli, Siwale, Sil Dorsett, Regallio, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Ethnon, New Trisone, The Austro Germanic Union, Harjad, Russila, Darkanistan, Xagill, Wilkshire, Inspiratus, Technocratic-european Countries, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, PlanetMercury, Laforeia, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Wineclaw, Jeltronian WA Mission, PotatoFarmers, Oannia, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Simone Republic, Etanur, and 131 others.Nationeer, Votak Matim, Zerentopia, KAP03land, Maott, Esperonia, Advancia-Sizzletown, Laurendon, South Parter, Viridiann, Federation of Vanguard, Furballland, Atrito, Unimaginable Doom, Northern-Kempia, Rex Republic, TamilPesum, New-Ferytland, Ishtimbine, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Empy, Valentine Z, Rinadia, Dakota Territories, Yokciq Empire, Singamadri, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Individualist Catopia, Unsophisticate, Petronellania, Coth Pladyia, Ayuzhhhhh, Bedsonya, Fran Advar, Ovekisu, Batatoland Empire, Great Ignesia, TyGerria, The Jerichowan Country, Bodhisva, Valiacorkit, Izern, Mystiquelle, Tugupaw, Bardopia, Gragadoia, Republiqueducroissant, Leone Frankia, Aerilia, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Ham Federation, Bagojo, Segesta, Arucaria, Ardok, Khoik, Ereena, Verderiesdre, Photan, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Germanic Cat, Eludmonden, Texaska, United Kahndaq, The Resoland, Altivia, Auvangad Eng, Nistriabar, Aoncarpa, The Iron Lions, The New Oceanic States, Yaorozu, Aneth, Zyropia, Northern Zorbrasnka, Stal Valley, Hikki, Vendonesam, Tiodann, Singaporen Empire, AJTON, Zecit, Comfed, Jameson Williams, Barxa, United Eina Lytha, Neriorki, 1 000 000 000, Sindoesia, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Esteneng, Halsoni, Kelvaros Prime, Rettverborg, Akand Jang Braihir, Rainengrad, Brisdon, Kazanqa, Ostonives, Pazair, Hamerica, Picairn, Free Prairie Provinces, JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, Liberate World Order, Sierra Andreas, Juba, Unshleepd, Hyphen, United Orange Valley States, Aguaria Major, Kainin, Broatiana, Glissbotia, Jughru, Czerka, Cry Nerow, Chechno-Kalimovski, Vernessia, Prosperity Isles, Amestris-Britannia, Chao Phraya River, Freedom and Democratic Socialist, Ottoman Empireee, Pineappleistania, Lucasoland, Lotion Empire, and New Matzeratia.