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The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT

“Correctional Excellence. Respect. Integrity.”

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Location: The North Pacific

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The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.44 billion SORTans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florence. The average income tax rate is 90.6%.

The frighteningly efficient SORTan economy, worth a remarkable 1,128 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,067 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, the SORT Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, and financial investors are noting a boom in artillery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SORT's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

SORT is ranked 137,347th in the world and 7,481st in The North Pacific for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 1.75 Missed References Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 178thMost Influential: 386thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,573rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,271stHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,454thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,363rdTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,775thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,695thLowest Crime Rates: 10,936thLargest Governments: 11,128thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,966thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,018thBest Weather: 12,115thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,567thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,602ndMost Stationary: 12,713thHighest Economic Output: 13,676thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,679thMost Developed: 15,255thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,806thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,912th
Most Influential: 111th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 144th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 173rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 194th in the regionMost Stationary: 309th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 347th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 359th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 365th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 438th in the regionLargest Populations: 443rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 478th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 481st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 513th in the regionLargest Governments: 538th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 568th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 592nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 643rd in the regionBest Weather: 643rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 648th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 686th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 791st in the regionMost Developed: 815th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 840th in the region

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