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The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT

“Fast and Feared and Lead from the Front”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Page

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The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.737 billion SORTans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florence. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient SORTan economy, worth a remarkable 1,724 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,599 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, childish pranks are no laughing matter, and class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SORT's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

SORT is ranked 13,653rd in the world and 416th in The North Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 26,211.66 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,391stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,542ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,644thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,110thBest Weather: 8,336thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,562ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,902ndLargest Welfare Programs: 9,541stLowest Crime Rates: 9,741stLargest Governments: 10,017thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,666thHighest Economic Output: 11,415thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,250thMost Developed: 12,719thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,534thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,653rdMost Patriotic: 13,813thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,995thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,346thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,357thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,583rdHighest Poor Incomes: 16,327thLargest Populations: 18,764thSafest: 19,003rdMost Corrupt Governments: 20,951st
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 108th in the regionMost Influential: 133rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 146th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 268th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 299th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 304th in the regionLargest Populations: 330th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 379th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 416th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 459th in the regionBest Weather: 468th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 487th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 501st in the regionMost Patriotic: 502nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 506th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 514th in the regionLargest Governments: 520th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 540th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 585th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 714th in the regionMost Developed: 725th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 756th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 815th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 823rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 862nd in the regionSafest: 1,071st in the region

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