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The Free Land of Crystal Creation

“This world isn't a place it's a people.”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Free Land of Crystal Creation is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Adonas Kįlx with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 9.788 billion Crystal Creationian of New Yorks are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gonđę je kįlx. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Crystal Creationian economy, worth a remarkable 1,229 trillion Times a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 125,571 Times, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, and criminals are thrown to the panthers to repay their debt to society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crystal Creation's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crystal Creation is ranked 269,657th in the world and 12,689th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.51 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Best Weather: 1,982ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,174thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,358thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,364thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,955thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,133rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,252ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,378thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,443rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,550thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,736thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,856thNicest Citizens: 4,100thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,121stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,155thMost Pacifist: 4,852ndMost Influential: 5,000thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,024thMost Developed: 5,372ndMost Inclusive: 5,758thHighest Food Quality: 5,866thLowest Crime Rates: 6,814thLargest Governments: 7,094thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,657thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,168thSmartest Citizens: 10,221stSafest: 10,452ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,676thMost Cultured: 11,040thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,767thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,080thMost Efficient Economies: 14,521stMost Income Equality: 14,916thHighest Economic Output: 17,185thMost Secular: 17,868thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,690thHighest Average Incomes: 23,841st
Largest Welfare Programs: 110th in the regionBest Weather: 114th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 119th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 124th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 134th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 149th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 160th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 175th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 179th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 181st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 205th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 208th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 216th in the regionNicest Citizens: 232nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 271st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 278th in the regionMost Developed: 320th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 337th in the regionMost Inclusive: 345th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 358th in the regionLargest Governments: 380th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 447th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 465th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 466th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 530th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 532nd in the regionMost Cultured: 554th in the regionSafest: 584th in the regionLargest Populations: 629th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 644th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 706th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 722nd in the regionMost Secular: 828th in the regionMost Income Equality: 830th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 981st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 995th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 996th in the regionMost Influential: 1,035th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,220th in the region

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