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The Sultanate of Koda-Land

“Have fun storming the castle!”

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The Sultanate of Koda-Land is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Koda with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.722 billion Koda-Landians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiamo Ko. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Koda-Landian economy, worth a remarkable 6,255 trillion ozzoes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 263,709 ozzoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake", the government has pinkie-promised never to use its veto power except in an emergency, conspiracy theorists allege Kiamo Ko's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, and Koda's perky ego is the talk of the town. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Koda-Land's national animal is the Sasquatch, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koda-Land is ranked 1,314^th in the world and 64^th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 210.94 quips per hour.

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