The Five Islands of Tenana
“Bwel Bahru, Bwel Cheiru”
|Category: Civil Rights Lovefest|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Five Islands of Tenana is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mia'alei Yrn'Galaasin Yl'Hiimwo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.872 billion Tenahnuns hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pittazhw Cheiru. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Tenanan economy, worth 346 trillion koshahs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 89,510 koshahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The comic book series 'Mia'alei Yrn'Galaasin Yl'Hiimwo and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime is totally unknown. Tenana's national animal is the silver-breasted montle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Li'eiru Lah.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tenana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
- : Following new legislation in Tenana, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
- : Tenana voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
- : Tenana voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protections During Territorial Transitions".
- : Following new legislation in Tenana, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
- : Following new legislation in Tenana, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
- : Following new legislation in Tenana, the comic book series 'Mia'alei Yrn'Galaasin Yl'Hiimwo and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
- : Following new legislation in Tenana, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
- : Following new legislation in Tenana, Tenana's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
- : Tenana endorsed The Confederate States of The Tohjo Empire.
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