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The Federation of Andstions

“Non est bonum pugna, sed si certandum est, vince.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Federation of Andstions is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Angela with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working population of 842 million Andstionsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andstion. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Andstionsian economy, worth 96.6 trillion Tions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 114,758 Tions, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Casino tax breaks are even bigger than their jackpots, nudity is frowned upon, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, and Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andstions's national animal is the Black Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Andstions is ranked 22,981st in the world and 1,154th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 57.56 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 997thTop
Most Influential: 2,747thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,675thMost Secular: 8,171stHealthiest Citizens: 12,376thTop
Best Weather: 13,620thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,115thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,777thMost Developed: 14,878thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,588thNicest Citizens: 16,697thLowest Crime Rates: 17,039thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,482ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,075thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,727thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,029thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,636thMost Efficient Economies: 21,683rdMost Beautiful Environments: 22,882ndSmartest Citizens: 22,981stHighest Food Quality: 25,040thMost Inclusive: 26,333rdLargest Governments: 26,346thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,357th
Most Secular: 395th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 403rd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 651st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 658th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 659th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 701st in the regionBest Weather: 727th in the regionMost Influential: 765th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 780th in the regionMost Developed: 817th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 822nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 826th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 837th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 868th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 896th in the regionNicest Citizens: 927th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 940th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 954th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 962nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,080th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,088th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,120th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,143rd in the regionLargest Governments: 1,151st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,154th in the region

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