The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala
|Category: Left-Leaning College State|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Page
The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eric Phillips with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.197 billion Joeyists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 2,112 trillion Valies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 257,717 Valies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, and even secular Joeyists are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joeyism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Joevala was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens and the Top 5% for Most Devout and Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, even secular Joeyists are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!".
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
- : Joevala voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Europeia"".
- : Joevala was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Joevala was endorsed by The Federation of The Perimeter.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Joevala.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
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