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The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala

“Hail Joey!”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eric Phillips with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.197 billion Joeyists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 2,112 trillion Valies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 257,717 Valies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, and even secular Joeyists are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joeyism.

Joevala is ranked 8,167th in the world and 385th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 13,206.88 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 304thMost Influential: 720thRudest Citizens: 1,323rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,711thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,786thMost Efficient Economies: 1,838thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,421stMost Inclusive: 2,607thNicest Citizens: 2,762ndTop
Most Pacifist: 2,843rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,868thHighest Food Quality: 2,966thLargest Governments: 3,139thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,164thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,559thHighest Average Incomes: 3,668thMost Developed: 3,753rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,829thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,949thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,012thSmartest Citizens: 4,062ndMost Cultured: 4,178thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,232ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,682ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,828thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,005thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,234thLowest Crime Rates: 5,352ndBest Weather: 5,940thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,154thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,271stMost Corrupt Governments: 6,393rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,029thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,132ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,167thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,523rdHighest Poor Incomes: 8,703rdHighest Economic Output: 9,071stMost Rebellious Youth: 10,319thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,672ndMost Devout: 13,585thHealthiest Citizens: 13,767thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,827thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 17,053rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,756thHighest Drug Use: 24,687thMost Stationary: 27,192nd
Most Cheerful Citizens: 73rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 80th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 83rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 89th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 98th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 120th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 155th in the regionNicest Citizens: 155th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 156th in the regionLargest Governments: 157th in the regionMost Inclusive: 157th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 157th in the regionMost Pacifist: 161st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 174th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 176th in the regionMost Influential: 190th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 194th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 201st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 208th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 211th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 212th in the regionMost Cultured: 215th in the regionMost Developed: 215th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 223rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 234th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 238th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 240th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 242nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 261st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 265th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 279th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 290th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 291st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 309th in the regionBest Weather: 326th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 361st in the regionMost Devout: 373rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 385th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 419th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 446th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 471st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 538th in the regionMost Stationary: 650th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 667th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 717th in the regionNudest: 758th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 766th in the regionLargest Populations: 785th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 965th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,151st in the region

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