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The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala

“Hail Joey!”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
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Very Good

Location: The North Pacific

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The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zeppelin with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, infamous sell-swords, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 5.29 billion Joeyists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 1,173 trillion Beatles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 221,843 Beatles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, throwing a sickie is a serious crime, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Joeyism.

Joevala is ranked 5,867th in the world and 360th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 93.19 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 419thMost Influential: 731stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,633rdMost Pacifist: 2,220thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,616thLargest Retail Industry: 2,624thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,719thNicest Citizens: 3,670thMost Efficient Economies: 3,783rdMost Inclusive: 4,013thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,168thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,197thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,208thLargest Governments: 4,562ndMost Devout: 4,712thHighest Average Incomes: 4,915thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,332ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,345thMost Developed: 5,867thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,926thMost Cultured: 6,021stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,078thSmartest Citizens: 6,380thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,898thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,923rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,983rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,419thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,480thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,963rdBest Weather: 8,121stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,233rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,256thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,605thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,522ndLargest Publishing Industry: 12,023rdTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,223rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,463rdMost Rebellious Youth: 14,353rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,570thHighest Economic Output: 15,592ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,617thHealthiest Citizens: 23,790th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 68th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 129th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 135th in the regionMost Pacifist: 138th in the regionRudest Citizens: 158th in the regionMost Devout: 197th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 224th in the regionNicest Citizens: 228th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 238th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 245th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 251st in the regionLargest Governments: 251st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 258th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 262nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 266th in the regionMost Influential: 269th in the regionMost Cultured: 311th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 311th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 317th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 320th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 350th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 351st in the regionMost Developed: 360th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 360th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 365th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 385th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 389th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 392nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 395th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 408th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 473rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 501st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 519th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 521st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 524th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 528th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 581st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 588th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 622nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 630th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 649th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 720th in the region

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