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The Holy Paradise of Joevala

“Actions speak louder than words”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Page

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The Holy Paradise of Joevala is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Paul McCartney with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.958 billion Joeyists live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iris. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 5,168 trillion Valies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 304,774 Valies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,941,848 per year while the poor average 19,711, a ratio of 98.5 to 1.

Real power lies not in the debating room but with those who decide what is debated, all recreational drugs are legal, anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins, and the rich are often stinkingly so. Crime is totally unknown. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joeyism.

Joevala is ranked 217,834th in the world and 3,512th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 19,711.78 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 349thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 576thRudest Citizens: 1,032ndMost Influential: 1,158thLargest Retail Industry: 1,169thMost Accessible: 1,263rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,395thMost Efficient Economies: 1,514thMost Inclusive: 1,773rdLargest Governments: 2,070thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,080thMost Pacifist: 2,103rdNicest Citizens: 2,294thHighest Food Quality: 2,324thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,429thSmartest Citizens: 2,440thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,581stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,709thMost Developed: 2,862ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,992ndTop
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Most Cultured: 3,448thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,492ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,880thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,166thHighest Economic Output: 4,198thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,325thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,375thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,425thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,459thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,508thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,708thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,989thLowest Crime Rates: 5,300thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,292ndLongest Average Lifespans: 7,051stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,089thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,393rdMost Corrupt Governments: 9,897thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,780thMost Stationary: 11,447thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,469thBest Weather: 11,576thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,568thHealthiest Citizens: 20,435thLargest Populations: 23,910thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,542nd
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 24th in the regionRudest Citizens: 40th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 44th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 57th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 66th in the regionMost Accessible: 68th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 83rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 86th in the regionLargest Governments: 88th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 98th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 98th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 98th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 100th in the regionMost Pacifist: 102nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 104th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 105th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 106th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 107th in the regionNicest Citizens: 107th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 125th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 128th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 129th in the regionMost Cultured: 135th in the regionMost Developed: 137th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 140th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 142nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 157th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 159th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 164th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 165th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 166th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 168th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 170th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 178th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 182nd in the regionMost Influential: 188th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 192nd in the regionMost Stationary: 196th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 215th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 272nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 305th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 328th in the regionLargest Populations: 335th in the regionBest Weather: 399th in the region

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