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The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala |
“Actions speak louder than words”
Category: Left-Leaning College State | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: The North Pacific |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Montbean with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.99 billion Joeyists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dolburn. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 3,719 trillion Valies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 286,361 Valies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.
Tourists outnumber citizens two to one, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, and homophobia is off the menu. Crime is totally unknown. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joeyism.
Joevala is ranked 41,756th in the world and 465th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 79.39 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Joevala was endorsed by The Friendly Christian Republic of Russila.
- : Joevala voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Mining Safety Accord".
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, homophobia is off the menu.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking.
- : Joevala was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Shrikisthan.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
- : Joevala voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Regarding Artificial Islands".
- : Joevala was endorsed by The Rising Stars of New Matzeratia.
- : Joevala was endorsed by The Kanye Glazer of Izern.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 150 » Petronellania, The Riverlands Federation, Shibutani, Sierra Andreas, Corfad, Yaorozu, Lufskia, The Hungarian Republic, Bedsonya, Nistriabar, Jameson Williams, Ostonives, Amphinobi, Northern Zorbrasnka, Ardok, Stal Valley, Varisland, Aerilia, Animu Place, Ignas, Dreadton, Hamerica, Great Bights Mum, PlanetMercury, Germanic Cat, Esteneng, New Lakemba, Zecit, Comfed, Tiodann, Akand Jang Braihir, Picairn, Hellvorta, TamilPesum, Barxa, Pallaith, Loutsland, Halsoni, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, North Bratislava, Rettverborg, Zandos, Arostica, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Rex Republic, The New Oceanic States, Darkanistan, Pazair, Sindoesia, and 100 others.Brisdon, Hinomia, South Parter, Ethnon, Vendonesam, Zyropia, Chrowzed Naurordia, Jveeraiel, Oannia, Esperonia, Simone Republic, Wilkshire, Caiov, Foverosia, Boltannia, Sil Dorsett, Jeltronian WA Mission, Cisplatinaa, Singamadri, Kwaj, Nordwald, Free Prairie Provinces, Clocriestes, Great Easternesse, Laforeia, Aplap, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Ivy Rekkia, Regallio, Whionsia, Wolffoxia, Creniciapla, Bardopia, Valiacorkit, Chipoli, Liberate World Order, Kranostav, PotatoFarmers, Cors Evia, Texaska, Viridiann, Cadonio, Jughru, Strelitz, Kahlua, United Orange Valley States, Federationalia, Flegetonte, Bagojo, Unshleepd, Horrorlandian State, Plexaris, Frokolia, Segesta, Crilland, Xagill, Mortionia, Gragadoia, Aguaria Major, Rivel, Tugupaw, Broatiana, Glissbotia, Omnistria, Singaporen Empire, Pica Land, New Calarai City, Czerka, Casscata, Norgad, Kelvaros Prime, Neriorki, Nationeer, Kainin, Luminerra, Fawari, Lucedeia, Juba, Laurendon, King of Panem, Ancap North Korea, Vesuva, Chao Phraya River, Freedom and Democratic Socialist, Scres Gidgerland, Chechno-Kalimovski, Marbleue, The Great Furrican Empire, The Resoland, Syphano, Pineappleistania, Unimaginable Doom, Arucaria, Lucasoland, JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, Lotion Empire, Izern, New Matzeratia, Shrikisthan, and Russila.