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The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala

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Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: The North Pacific

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The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Montbean with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.99 billion Joeyists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dolburn. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 3,719 trillion Valies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 286,361 Valies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists outnumber citizens two to one, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, and homophobia is off the menu. Crime is totally unknown. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joeyism.

Joevala is ranked 41,756th in the world and 465th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 79.39 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 924thRudest Citizens: 1,392ndMost Influential: 1,552ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,572ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,708thMost Inclusive: 1,938thMost Efficient Economies: 2,010thMost Pacifist: 2,166thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,325thNicest Citizens: 2,471stHighest Food Quality: 2,479thLargest Governments: 2,499thMost Developed: 2,782ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,799thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,849thSmartest Citizens: 3,019thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,068thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3,465thHighest Average Incomes: 3,529thMost Cultured: 3,917thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,240thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,245thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,258thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,539thLowest Crime Rates: 4,741stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,864thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,072ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,245thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,271stHighest Economic Output: 5,646thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,416thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,493rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,558thBest Weather: 6,678thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,538thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,680thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,072ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,362ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,435thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,210thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,043rdTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 17,456thMost Stationary: 18,879thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,646th
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Rudest Citizens: 49th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 53rd in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 82nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 90th in the regionMost Inclusive: 108th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 114th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 114th in the regionMost Pacifist: 119th in the regionLargest Governments: 123rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 126th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 130th in the regionNicest Citizens: 131st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 141st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 144th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 146th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 148th in the regionMost Developed: 151st in the regionMost Cultured: 164th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 165th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 169th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 169th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 184th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 194th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 194th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 198th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 205th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 206th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 206th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 216th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 217th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 218th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 235th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 277th in the regionMost Influential: 297th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 320th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 341st in the regionBest Weather: 375th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 382nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 394th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 413th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 456th in the regionLargest Populations: 463rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 465th in the region

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