The Oceanic Imperium of Kamohoalii
“Great empires are not maintained by timidity.”
|Category: Left-Leaning College State|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Oceanic Imperium of Kamohoalii is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kamehameha VI with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 7.918 billion Kamohoaliians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neptune City. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kamohoaliian economy, worth a remarkable 1,464 trillion tritons a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 184,951 tritons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Jennifer Government is a bestseller, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kamohoalii's national animal is the killer whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Gnosticism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kamohoalii voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Rights for Crime Victims Act".
- : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
- : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs.
- : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons.
- : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
- : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, visions of giant pink killer whales are a common side effect after Kamohoaliians eat their meals.
- : Kamohoalii was endorsed by The Democratic People's Republic of Choi Aeguka.
- : Kamohoalii was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
- : Kamohoalii voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
- : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end.
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