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The Oceanic Imperium of Kamohoalii |
“Great empires are not maintained by timidity.”
| Category: Left-Leaning College State | ||
| Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
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Location: The North Pacific |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Oceanic Imperium of Kamohoalii is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kamehameha VI with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.528 billion Kamohoaliians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neptune City. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kamohoaliian economy, worth 550 trillion kapoes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,992 kapoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, Kamohoaliians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Kamohoalii, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kamohoalii's national animal is the killer whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Gnosticism.
Kamohoalii is ranked 202,702nd in the world and 8,902nd in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 4.53 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Kamohoalii, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
- : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Kamohoalii.
- : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, Kamohoaliians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
- : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions.
- : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt.
- : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.
- : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
- : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
- : Following new legislation in Kamohoalii, Kamohoalii has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
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Endorsements Received: 179 » 
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