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The Oceanic Imperium of Kamohoalii

“Great empires are not maintained by timidity.”

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The Oceanic Imperium of Kamohoalii is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Kamehameha VI with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, humorless population of 5.196 billion Kamohoaliians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neptune City. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kamohoaliian economy, worth 864 trillion kapoes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 166,349 kapoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, the nation leads The North Pacific in per capita stalking, and shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kamohoalii's national animal is the killer whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Gnosticism.

Kamohoalii is ranked 6,434^th in the world and 345^th in The North Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 38.24 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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