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The Oceanic Imperium of Kamohoalii

“Great empires are not maintained by timidity.”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Oceanic Imperium of Kamohoalii is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kamehameha VI with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 7.918 billion Kamohoaliians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neptune City. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kamohoaliian economy, worth a remarkable 1,464 trillion tritons a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 184,951 tritons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kamohoalii's national animal is the killer whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Gnosticism.

Kamohoalii is ranked 21,546th in the world and 819th in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,341.85 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 510thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,398thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,802ndHighest Food Quality: 1,896thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,984thMost Cultured: 2,054thMost Inclusive: 2,111thBest Weather: 2,184thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,285thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,307thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,554thTop
Nicest Citizens: 3,095thMost Influential: 3,215thMost Developed: 3,291stSmartest Citizens: 3,315thHealthiest Citizens: 3,322ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,762ndMost Pacifist: 3,928thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,123rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,359thLowest Crime Rates: 5,964thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,970thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,079thSafest: 6,100thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,008thLargest Governments: 7,447thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,463rdHighest Average Incomes: 9,309thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,281stMost Secular: 10,965thMost Efficient Economies: 11,326thTop
Highest Economic Output: 14,056thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,941stMost Subsidized Industry: 21,546thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,965th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 57th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 80th in the regionMost Cultured: 93rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 101st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 104th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 125th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 129th in the regionBest Weather: 130th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 130th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 154th in the regionNicest Citizens: 167th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 171st in the regionMost Developed: 189th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 192nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 214th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 219th in the regionMost Pacifist: 227th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 279th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 298th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 308th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 315th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 333rd in the regionSafest: 347th in the regionLargest Governments: 394th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 417th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 458th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 468th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 508th in the regionMost Secular: 521st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 540th in the regionNudest: 566th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 605th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 667th in the regionLargest Populations: 808th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 819th in the regionMost Influential: 833rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 877th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 940th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,140th in the region

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