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The Democratic Republic of United Bosniaks

“We are equal and democratic, says in the name.”

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The Democratic Republic of United Bosniaks is a large, orderly nation, notable for its triple-decker prams, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 50 million Bosniaks are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 63.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Bosniak economy, worth 3.10 trillion Bosniak yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 61,932 Bosniak yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits, and citizens can freely debate whether Leader is a great leader or the greatest leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Bosniaks's national animal is the Mixed Unicorn and Grey Wolf.

United Bosniaks is ranked 69,522^nd in the world and 1,930^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,130.08 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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