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The United States of Randoes

“Well, we'd better replace it, then.”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The United States of Randoes is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by your mom with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.18 billion Randoesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fjords. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Rando economy, worth 182 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 154,743 rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,073,891 per year while the poor average 7,801, a ratio of 137 to 1.

Government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution, and Max Barry is this year's Miss Randoes. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Randoes's national animal is the parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Randoes is ranked 256,052nd in the world and 11,079th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -20 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Rudest Citizens: 378thHighest Crime Rates: 533rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 841stLargest Gambling Industry: 863rdMost Armed: 905thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,002ndMost Avoided: 1,106thFattest Citizens: 1,181stMost Pro-Market: 1,466thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,568thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,574thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,593rdHighest Drug Use: 1,618thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,803rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,876thLargest Retail Industry: 1,981stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,539thMost Influential: 2,544thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,737thLargest Mining Sector: 6,421stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,146thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,553rdNudest: 11,986thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 14,202ndMost Corrupt Governments: 14,596thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,782ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,213thMost Secular: 20,496thMost Politically Free: 21,331stMost Efficient Economies: 21,696thMost Extreme: 22,132ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,092ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,360th
Most Pro-Market: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 29th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 31st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 31st in the regionRudest Citizens: 31st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 32nd in the regionMost Armed: 35th in the regionMost Avoided: 39th in the regionFattest Citizens: 41st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 51st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 52nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 56th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 64th in the regionMost Politically Free: 82nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 96th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 98th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 104th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 152nd in the regionMost Extreme: 206th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 247th in the regionNudest: 314th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 354th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 377th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 420th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 631st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 689th in the regionMost Influential: 730th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 869th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 889th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 919th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 926th in the regionMost Secular: 949th in the region

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