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The Autocratic Dictatorship of Kitzgos

“The Alternative is Anarchy!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Autocratic Dictatorship of Kitzgos is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Shung-Blef with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, vat-grown people, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 3.8 billion Kitzgosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belsay. The average income tax rate is 92.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kitzgosian economy, worth 733 trillion Kit Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 193,126 Kit Credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, and meat-eating is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kitzgos's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Blefism.

Kitzgos is ranked 85,551st in the world and 3,636th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,341.75 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 693rdMost Influential: 1,315thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,136thHealthiest Citizens: 3,422ndMost Patriotic: 3,620thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,854thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,636thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,753rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,899thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,985thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,142ndMost Developed: 5,642ndLargest Governments: 5,836thBest Weather: 5,968thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,019thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,364thMost Efficient Economies: 7,419thHighest Average Incomes: 8,245thSmartest Citizens: 8,330thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,531stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,604thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,305thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,654thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,168thHighest Food Quality: 10,637thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,016thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,931stLargest Welfare Programs: 11,999thMost Secular: 12,137thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,032ndMost Advanced Public Education: 13,278thTop
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Most Inclusive: 13,829thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,223rdMost Subsidized Industry: 15,721stHighest Poor Incomes: 20,197thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24,432ndMost Cultured: 24,905thNicest Citizens: 25,517thMost Compassionate Citizens: 26,476th
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Most Patriotic: 152nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 156th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 166th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 168th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 178th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 200th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 220th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 234th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 257th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 269th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 279th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 283rd in the regionLargest Governments: 311th in the regionBest Weather: 328th in the regionMost Developed: 334th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 362nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 373rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 375th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 395th in the regionMost Influential: 402nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 458th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 470th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 477th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 516th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 558th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 570th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 576th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 583rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 602nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 606th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 609th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 652nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 713th in the regionMost Inclusive: 810th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 869th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 972nd in the regionMost Stationary: 1,126th in the region

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