The Autocratic Empire of Kitzgos
“Everything's Deranged! Nothing can compare!”
|Category: Compulsory Consumerist State|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Sprat
The Autocratic Empire of Kitzgos is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Shung-Blef with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.082 billion Kitzgosians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belsay. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Kitzgosian economy, worth 149 trillion Kit Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 137,938 Kit Credits, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.
Confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, and bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kitzgos's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Blefism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index.
- : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all.
- : Kitzgos was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
- : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
- : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges.
- : Kitzgos was endorsed by The Empire of Teothopia.
- : Kitzgos endorsed The Democratic Republic of Eywaan.
- : Kitzgos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Kitzgos was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Eywaan.
- : Kitzgos endorsed The Republic of Saperisole.
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