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The Autocratic Empire of Kitzgos

“Everything's Deranged! Nothing can compare!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Autocratic Empire of Kitzgos is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Shung-Blef with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.082 billion Kitzgosians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belsay. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kitzgosian economy, worth 149 trillion Kit Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 137,938 Kit Credits, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, and bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kitzgos's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Blefism.

Kitzgos is ranked 12,454th in the world and 592nd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 6,821.65 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,409thTop
Most Influential: 3,693rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,900thBest Weather: 8,509thHealthiest Citizens: 9,807thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,829thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,612thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,703rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,968thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,009thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,454thLowest Crime Rates: 12,490thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,109thMost Developed: 13,456thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,907thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,041stLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,178thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,576thHighest Average Incomes: 17,257thMost Efficient Economies: 17,267thLargest Governments: 20,248thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,254thMost Inclusive: 21,169thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,216thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,591stSmartest Citizens: 23,863rdMost Secular: 23,953rd
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 157th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 460th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 472nd in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 488th in the regionBest Weather: 516th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 517th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 588th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 592nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 631st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 674th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 675th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 772nd in the regionMost Developed: 773rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 777th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 808th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 837th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 861st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 906th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 916th in the region

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