The Autocratic Dictatorship of Kitzgos
“The Alternative is Anarchy!”
|Category: Iron Fist Consumerists|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Autocratic Dictatorship of Kitzgos is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Shung-Blef with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, vat-grown people, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 3.8 billion Kitzgosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belsay. The average income tax rate is 92.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Kitzgosian economy, worth 733 trillion Kit Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 193,126 Kit Credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.
Preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, and meat-eating is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kitzgos's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Blefism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kitzgos was endorsed by The Liberated State of Salvo Republic.
- : Kitzgos was endorsed by The United States of Uttarakhand.
- : Kitzgos was endorsed by The Federation of Socialist Industrial Council Republics.
- : Kitzgos was endorsed by The United States of FurryFeet.
- : Kitzgos was endorsed by The Republic of Furballland in TNP.
- : Kitzgos was endorsed by The Republic of Iukatia.
- : Kitzgos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Kitzgos was endorsed by The Empire of New Soges.
- : Kitzgos was endorsed by The United States of Thearus.
- : Kitzgos endorsed The Community of FLORRP.
Endorsements Received: 223 » Orado, Bankowiata, The Rhein States, Hardscrabble, Ellbonnia, Shibutani, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Aerilia, Siwale, Yaorozu, Xagill, Svenskskit, Former English Colony, Guer Aike, Koda-Land, Loutsland, Great Bights Mum, Notyoutopia, Valentine Z, New Lakemba, Omnistria, Joevala, Corfad, Empy, The Tampa Bay Rays, Xyrron, Wilkshire, Dreadton, Pasargad, North Bratislava, Sikol, Aryan Homeland, Frances Francis the First of France, Xentherida, Sunto, Yellops, ForestMythal, Maott, Aeolist, Steampunk Ariel, Sil Dorsett, Kranostav, A Salmon Named Harold, Votak Matim, Wineclaw, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Tyirza, Perikuresu, Pallaith, Solcius, and 173 others.Seanat, Canineia, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Runeda, Ethnon, Simone Republic, Sopernia, Unshleepd, Card Kingdom, Capablanca, Tibus Heth, Pinguioris, Manticore utopia, Democatic Donkeys, AmManies, Paradeavenlisian States, Pleroma Sans Romans, New Trisone, Advancia-Sizzletown, United Soviet State of North Amerika, 1 very fast endotarter, Kobagia, Hellsinky, ABC, Tachycardia, Vincone Cae, Joodey, Napnomadia, Merconitonitopia, Wisconsota, The Jerichowan Country, Laudesia, Kwaj, Kastonvia, Q w e r t y, Sojenre, Altivia, Destroedor, Batatoland Empire, Seenvorland, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Keld, Kingdom Of Manaf, Holy Marcus Empire, Parpyduckland, XD 2, Aenglaland, Federation Terra Australis, The Erie Doctrine, Nordic-British Union, Pazair, Dakota Territories, DarThvadrville, Bongo Mountain, KAP03land, Cobolica, Ohiyo, Artelesia, Bornodia, Regallio, Ayuzhhhhh, Kandorith, The Arverni Lands, Landraya, Waystar Fujiwara International, Gragadoia, Bagojo, Inspiratus, Oannia, Hops and Malt, Myrenia, Buckerino, Hulldom, Constantinolia, Hoppem, Ardonii, Loli County, United Kahndaq, Varisland, PotatoFarmers, Filibustra, Galbadiana, Plangainer, Gildenshtuck, Valiacorkit, United States of Dictators, Omicron Persei V111, Libertarianists States, Solmetria, Chukstik Illahi, Laxoimia, Unsophisticate, Necromonia, Free Culture, Napnap, Bud Prussia, Prevaland, United Asgardian States, Wooleystan, Singamadri, Yukti, The Zheng Dynasty, Heilhum Imperius, Bardopia, Fatski land, Pinky Queen, Banaus, Selfgradatude, Zyvetskistaahn, Testnation223, Scroplia, Praestania, Communist Beijing Must be China, Ishtimbine, Piura, Surb Clant, Berke Khan, Alfenheim, Sea Star Islands, Sechiole, Hopenadya, Yokciq Empire, Antiyard, Laurendon, Individualist Catopia, Meadowfields, Cartures, Cowbridge, Psykistria, Imperial Nation Nlaaciaroepmi, SteelFists, Zelenaya Dolina, The Austro Germanic Union, Uritalitaria, Neo Santos, Riocht mor Daraen, TyGerria, Ovekisu, Kurkmeistan, Guslantis, Kaschovia, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Canadamerica, Davidianian, Choi Aeguka, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, GrayingOut, Phoronu, Liberate World Order, The Bureaucratic Territories, Zokk, The Serdey Islands, Alqaran, King Rainbow Cat, Demidexia, Panama Coalition, Antipodea and Allies, Greater Cesnica, Two Yellow Star, Idotistanistan, Tsandonown, Chipoli, FLORRP, New Soges, Iukatia, Furballland in TNP, FurryFeet, Socialist Industrial Council Republics, Uttarakhand, and Salvo Republic.