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The Federal Republic of Kret

“Peace, Labour, Freedom!”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Federal Republic of Kret is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gottoh Ulleimanov with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.572 billion Kretians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vendor. The average income tax rate is 63.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Kretian economy, worth 56.3 trillion Kret' cruls a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,832 Kret' cruls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, being Gottoh Ulleimanov has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kret's national animal is the Hoopoe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kret is ranked 237,128th in the world and 11,206th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 1.27 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,314thTop
Most Influential: 4,066thMost Pacifist: 11,281stTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 16,735thSafest: 18,812thBest Weather: 23,236thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,534thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,789thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,514th
Most Pacifist: 653rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 824th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 833rd in the regionMost Influential: 925th in the regionSafest: 1,064th in the regionBest Weather: 1,110th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,148th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,172nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,190th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,249th in the region

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