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The Commonwealth of Argylia

“It's not gay if he's cute.”

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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Commonwealth of Argylia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Felix Argyle The Cutest of bois with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.685 billion Argylians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felixgrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Argylian economy, worth a remarkable 2,357 trillion Felixes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 306,717 Felixes, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Home renovation shows are increasingly popular, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, organ donation is compulsory, and theoretical science is only theoretical. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Argylia's national animal is the Neko, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Maid Miku Plushie.

Argylia is ranked 36,967th in the world and 1,868th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,421.19 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 339thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 521stLargest Insurance Industry: 685thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 749thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,093rdMost Secular: 1,314thMost Armed: 1,344thLargest Black Market: 1,398thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,607thMost Patriotic: 1,660thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,706thHighest Average Incomes: 2,164thLargest Mining Sector: 2,273rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,484thMost Influential: 2,692ndTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,792ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,139thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,567thMost Avoided: 5,236thNudest: 6,602ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,923rdMost Conservative: 7,015thHighest Economic Output: 7,988thLargest Governments: 8,308thLowest Crime Rates: 9,556thMost Authoritarian: 10,379thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,321stTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 14,751stHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,733rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,835thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,857thMost Stationary: 17,705thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,462ndMost Efficient Economies: 22,861stSmartest Citizens: 23,459thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,423rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,148thMost Developed: 26,924th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 37th in the regionLargest Black Market: 46th in the regionMost Armed: 47th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 56th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 63rd in the regionMost Secular: 65th in the regionMost Patriotic: 76th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 96th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 98th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 103rd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 142nd in the regionMost Avoided: 147th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 195th in the regionNudest: 205th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 254th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 360th in the regionMost Conservative: 421st in the regionLargest Governments: 432nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 470th in the regionMost Stationary: 480th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 505th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 554th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 581st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 671st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 704th in the regionMost Influential: 760th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 773rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 803rd in the regionLargest Populations: 843rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 874th in the regionRudest Citizens: 927th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 931st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 986th in the regionMost Extreme: 1,089th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,176th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,188th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,189th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,247th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1,263rd in the regionMost Developed: 1,274th in the region

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