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The DaS Puppet State of Idotistanistan

“All Hail Depression and Suffering!”

Category: Benevolent Dictatorship
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The DaS Puppet State of Idotistanistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Ux with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.061 billion Idotistanistanians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vertigo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Idotistanistanian economy, worth 125 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 117,949 Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 661,981 per year while the poor average 10,406, a ratio of 63.6 to 1.

Cat populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Idotistanistan's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Idotistanistan is ranked 24,146th in the world and 1,253rd in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 4,884.5 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 20thHighest Drug Use: 1,123rdMost Influential: 1,266thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 3,888thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,491stFattest Citizens: 4,814thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,941stHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,372ndLargest Retail Industry: 6,304thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,906thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,372ndMost Avoided: 7,665thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,389thMost Armed: 13,112thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,205thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,315thMost Efficient Economies: 19,323rdMost Cultured: 20,087thLargest Gambling Industry: 23,261stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,081stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24,146thHighest Food Quality: 26,736thMost Inclusive: 26,865thHighest Average Incomes: 27,337thMost Extreme: 27,767th
Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 99th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 111th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 137th in the regionFattest Citizens: 142nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 167th in the regionMost Avoided: 184th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 200th in the regionMost Extreme: 247th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 251st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 281st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 315th in the regionMost Armed: 361st in the regionMost Influential: 389th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 396th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 420th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 449th in the regionNudest: 542nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 557th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 839th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 841st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 915th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 959th in the regionMost Cultured: 1,009th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,017th in the regionMost Devout: 1,077th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,108th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,149th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,214th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,253rd in the region

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