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The Most Serene Republic of French Bananastan

“Take me to your leader. Or... lead me to your taker.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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World Benchmark
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Location: The North Pacific

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The Most Serene Republic of French Bananastan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emma Peel with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.081 billion French Bananastanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ardis Hall. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient French Bananastanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,080 trillion Widgets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,937 Widgets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, Emma Peel panders to nontraditional families, and truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. French Bananastan's national animal is the Pangolin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none of anyone's business.

French Bananastan is ranked 221,387th in the world and 9,923rd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -15.83 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 322ndMost Influential: 580thBest Weather: 1,923rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,988thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,660thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,718thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,758thSafest: 2,796thMost Pacifist: 3,192ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,521stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,550thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,110thNicest Citizens: 4,336thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,489thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,732ndMost Inclusive: 4,822ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,111thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,116thHealthiest Citizens: 5,207thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,975thMost Developed: 8,198thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,744thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,359thMost Cultured: 9,421stSmartest Citizens: 9,511thNudest: 9,834thMost Stationary: 10,016thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,309thTop
Largest Governments: 11,610thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,718thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,766thHighest Economic Output: 15,768thMost Politically Free: 15,896thMost Secular: 16,201stMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,782ndLowest Crime Rates: 18,233rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,110thMost Efficient Economies: 19,295thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,898th
Least Corrupt Governments: 120th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 123rd in the regionBest Weather: 129th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 136th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 139th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 156th in the regionSafest: 167th in the regionMost Politically Free: 169th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 171st in the regionMost Pacifist: 196th in the regionMost Influential: 198th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 201st in the regionMost Stationary: 206th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 229th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 252nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 265th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 275th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 305th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 306th in the regionMost Inclusive: 312th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 313th in the regionNudest: 368th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 397th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 441st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 446th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 464th in the regionMost Cultured: 489th in the regionMost Developed: 500th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 501st in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 521st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 530th in the regionLargest Populations: 545th in the regionLargest Governments: 567th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 570th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 619th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 648th in the regionMost Secular: 844th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 881st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 915th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 921st in the region

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