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The Most Serene Republic of French Bananastan

“Take me to your leader. Or... lead me to your taker.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Location: The North Pacific

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The Most Serene Republic of French Bananastan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emma Peel with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.203 billion French Bananastanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ardis Hall. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient French Bananastanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,568 trillion Widgets a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,763 Widgets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, euthanasia is legal, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, and street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. French Bananastan's national animal is the Pangolin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none of anyone's business.

French Bananastan is ranked 259,685th in the world and 12,465th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.87 crimes per hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 319thMost Influential: 733rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,620thBest Weather: 2,160thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,214thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,344thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,703rdTop
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Safest: 2,972ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,994thMost Pacifist: 3,535thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,592ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,260thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,411thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,055thNicest Citizens: 5,085thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,263rdHealthiest Citizens: 5,544thMost Inclusive: 5,810thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,936thHighest Food Quality: 5,965thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,172ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,778thMost Stationary: 8,063rdMost Developed: 8,070thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,294thSmartest Citizens: 9,673rdMost Cultured: 9,746thNudest: 10,282ndLargest Welfare Programs: 11,455thLargest Governments: 11,503rdMost Subsidized Industry: 11,776thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,767thHighest Economic Output: 13,049thTop
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Most Secular: 16,333rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,941stLowest Crime Rates: 18,013thMost Efficient Economies: 22,232ndLargest Populations: 24,524thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,471stMost Politically Free: 26,048thHighest Average Incomes: 26,888th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 80th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 110th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 120th in the regionBest Weather: 126th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 137th in the regionSafest: 153rd in the regionMost Stationary: 159th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 174th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 182nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 183rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 187th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 188th in the regionMost Influential: 191st in the regionMost Pacifist: 208th in the regionMost Politically Free: 208th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 242nd in the regionNudest: 280th in the regionNicest Citizens: 291st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 301st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 328th in the regionMost Inclusive: 345th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 346th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 347th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 362nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 408th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 422nd in the regionLargest Populations: 425th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 427th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 451st in the regionMost Developed: 466th in the regionMost Cultured: 481st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 510th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 569th in the regionLargest Governments: 579th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 656th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 722nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 749th in the regionMost Secular: 761st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 873rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 925th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 964th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,137th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,167th in the region

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