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The Meowvelous Purrfect Valkyrie of Valentine Z

“Valentine Z & I wish the Omniverse peace and happiness!”

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The Meowvelous Purrfect Valkyrie of Valentine Z is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Gwen Tracer Avriel Sammy Eveline Allison with a fair hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.186 billion Valentians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Gloriously Re-Built Aoutpine Yangon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian economy, worth a remarkable 2,671 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 326,313 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, people say chess victor Gwen Tracer Avriel Sammy Eveline Allison can kill you with mind-bullets, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians, and passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentine Z's national animal is the Very Big Katten Monsters van de Wereld, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Theravada Buddhism Among Many Others.

Valentine Z is ranked 1,971^st in the world and 10^th in Forest for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 12,350.05 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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