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The Meowvelous Purrfect Valkyrie of Valentine Z

“Valentine Z & I wish the Omniverse peace and happiness!”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Meowvelous Purrfect Valkyrie of Valentine Z is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Gwen Tracer Avriel Sammy Eveline Allison with a fair hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.186 billion Valentians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Gloriously Re-Built Aoutpine Yangon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian economy, worth a remarkable 2,671 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 326,313 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, people say chess victor Gwen Tracer Avriel Sammy Eveline Allison can kill you with mind-bullets, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians, and passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentine Z's national animal is the Very Big Katten Monsters van de Wereld, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Theravada Buddhism Among Many Others.

Valentine Z is ranked 1,971st in the world and 10th in Forest for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 12,350.05 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Inclusive: 29thMost Pacifist: 62ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 70thMost Developed: 71stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 82ndNicest Citizens: 83rdLongest Average Lifespans: 85thMost Beautiful Environments: 114thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 119thMost Advanced Public Education: 125thHighest Average Tax Rates: 132ndMost Subsidized Industry: 149thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 169thLargest Governments: 170thLowest Crime Rates: 170thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 171stLargest Welfare Programs: 201stMost Advanced Public Transport: 206thBest Weather: 207thHighest Poor Incomes: 212thSafest: 222ndSmartest Citizens: 229thMost Cultured: 281stMost Cheerful Citizens: 297thMost Scientifically Advanced: 334thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 347thHealthiest Citizens: 676thLargest Information Technology Sector: 966thHighest Average Incomes: 1,201stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,289thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,394thTop
Most Devout: 1,947thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,971stHighest Economic Output: 3,998thMost Efficient Economies: 5,107thMost Income Equality: 6,203rdHighest Drug Use: 6,832ndTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,666th
Most Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 17th in the regionMost Income Equality: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 25th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 28th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 30th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the region

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