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The Republic of Very Pog is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Oscar Pog with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 7.314 billion Pogians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poglandria. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pogian economy, worth a remarkable 1,100 trillion Pogian Pogs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,471 Pogian Pogs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Oscar Pog, and an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Oscar Pog. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Very Pog's national animal is the Pogger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Free WiFi.

Very Pog is ranked 309,626^th in the world and 5,737^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -477.19 on the Scary Big Number Scale.