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The Federal Republic of Bizarreistan

“Unyielding Spirit of the People”

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The Federal Republic of Bizarreistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kenatbek Temirzhanov with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.977 billion Bizareks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qazramsha-Khachirkhaltai. The average income tax rate is 68.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Bizarek economy, worth 214 trillion dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,272 dinars, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Bizarreistan, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', and the police double as repo men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bizarreistan's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tengrism.

Bizarreistan is ranked 38,273^rd in the world and 1,235^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,391.46 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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