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The Holy Republic of North Bratislava

“We Will Endure”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Holy Republic of North Bratislava is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Paul Odradek with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.087 billion North Bratislavans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Bratislava City. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient North Bratislavan economy, worth a remarkable 1,330 trillion baht a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,724 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diminutive North Bratislavan generals are feared for their aggressiveness, government policy is dictated by Bratislavan Orthodoxy, frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, and pootling steam trains carry delighted tourists and frustrated businessmen from city to city at a snail's pace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Bratislava's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bratislavan Orthodoxy.

North Bratislava is ranked 172,939th in the world and 8,592nd in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 5,444.01 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 53rdMost Influential: 192ndMost Devout: 777thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,195thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,241stBest Weather: 1,311thMost Cultured: 1,382ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,409thMost Pacifist: 1,418thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,749thSafest: 1,767thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,791stTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,220thNicest Citizens: 2,246thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,301stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,353rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,371stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,468thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,700thMost Developed: 2,792ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,839thHealthiest Citizens: 2,873rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,934thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,060thLargest Governments: 3,337thSmartest Citizens: 3,445thMost Inclusive: 4,319thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,672ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,261stMost Efficient Economies: 6,325thHighest Average Incomes: 7,464thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 9,438thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,618thHighest Economic Output: 11,546thMost Politically Free: 11,788thMost Stationary: 12,412thMost Income Equality: 13,671stLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,523rd
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Most Devout: 40th in the regionMost Influential: 41st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 46th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 47th in the regionMost Cultured: 62nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 73rd in the regionBest Weather: 79th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 82nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 85th in the regionMost Pacifist: 92nd in the regionSafest: 92nd in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 100th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 107th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 108th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 109th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 112th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 133rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 135th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 151st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 156th in the regionMost Developed: 159th in the regionLargest Governments: 164th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 165th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 181st in the regionMost Politically Free: 203rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 231st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 247th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 253rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 267th in the regionMost Stationary: 293rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 353rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 370th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 371st in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 470th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 572nd in the regionLargest Populations: 708th in the regionRudest Citizens: 777th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 795th in the regionMost Income Equality: 827th in the region

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