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The Holy Republic of North Bratislava

“On, Bison!”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Holy Republic of North Bratislava is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Old Saxophone Joe with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.882 billion North Bratislavans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinkytown. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient North Bratislavan economy, worth a remarkable 1,516 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 192,422 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Environmental legislation occurs cyclically, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on North Bratislavans's kindness, and census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Bratislava's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bratislavan Orthodoxy.

North Bratislava is ranked 204,581st in the world and 8,998th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 3.45 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 52ndMost Influential: 179thMost Devout: 730thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,075thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,164thMost Cultured: 1,229thBest Weather: 1,260thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,307thMost Pacifist: 1,323rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,449thSafest: 1,590thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,750thTop
Nicest Citizens: 2,131stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,136thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,256thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,299thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,346thMost Developed: 2,549thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,570thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,673rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,683rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,787thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,875thLargest Governments: 3,071stMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,152ndSmartest Citizens: 3,173rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,154thMost Inclusive: 4,182ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,699thMost Efficient Economies: 5,527thHighest Average Incomes: 6,969thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,036thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,806thTop
Highest Economic Output: 10,544thMost Stationary: 11,768thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,482ndMost Politically Free: 15,740thMost Income Equality: 17,817thRudest Citizens: 19,659th
Most Devout: 34th in the regionMost Influential: 41st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 44th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 49th in the regionMost Cultured: 57th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 72nd in the regionBest Weather: 77th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 79th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 83rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 84th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 89th in the regionMost Pacifist: 89th in the regionSafest: 91st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 106th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 111th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 132nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 135th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 147th in the regionMost Developed: 147th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 154th in the regionLargest Governments: 157th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 159th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 162nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 172nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 203rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 229th in the regionMost Politically Free: 253rd in the regionMost Stationary: 268th in the regionMost Inclusive: 269th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 305th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 316th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 337th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 341st in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 471st in the regionRudest Citizens: 527th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 548th in the regionLargest Populations: 651st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 786th in the regionMost Income Equality: 846th in the region

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