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The Holy Republic of North Bratislava

“On, Bison!”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Holy Republic of North Bratislava is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Old Saxophone Joe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.019 billion North Bratislavans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinkytown. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient North Bratislavan economy, worth a remarkable 3,601 trillion pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 211,628 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Old Saxophone Joe's throne, government expenses are beyond compare, millionaires are surprised to find they are eligible for government handouts, and census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Bratislava's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bratislavan Orthodoxy.

North Bratislava is ranked 306,556th in the world and 6,000th in The North Pacific for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 34.32 Workforce Participation Rate.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 44thMost Influential: 393rdMost Devout: 598thMost Beautiful Environments: 838thBest Weather: 911thMost Cultured: 990thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,048thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,079thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,080thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,198thMost Pacifist: 1,209thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,234thHighest Food Quality: 1,484thSafest: 1,530thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,567thMost Developed: 1,706thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,770thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,804thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,832ndNicest Citizens: 1,844thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,912thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,996thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,057thHealthiest Citizens: 2,334thLargest Governments: 2,369thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,636thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,973rdSmartest Citizens: 2,974thTop
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Most Inclusive: 4,163rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,410thHighest Economic Output: 5,863rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,151stMost Stationary: 7,000thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,898thHighest Average Incomes: 9,129thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,915thTop
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Most Income Equality: 16,518thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,158thLargest Populations: 23,769th
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Most Influential: 20th in the regionMost Devout: 26th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 39th in the regionMost Cultured: 40th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 42nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 48th in the regionBest Weather: 51st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 56th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 62nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 65th in the regionMost Pacifist: 68th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 70th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 72nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 79th in the regionSafest: 88th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 89th in the regionMost Developed: 98th in the regionNicest Citizens: 106th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 110th in the regionLargest Governments: 117th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 119th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 125th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 129th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 129th in the regionMost Stationary: 133rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 135th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 145th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 178th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 209th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 220th in the regionMost Inclusive: 223rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 274th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 310th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 358th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 378th in the regionMost Income Equality: 416th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 586th in the region

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