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The Holy Republic of North Bratislava

“On, Bison!”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Holy Republic of North Bratislava is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Old Saxophone Joe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.407 billion North Bratislavans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinkytown. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient North Bratislavan economy, worth a remarkable 1,802 trillion pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,612 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, and nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Bratislava's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bratislavan Orthodoxy.

North Bratislava is ranked 243,348th in the world and 9,504th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 0.88 Atheism Rate.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 37thMost Influential: 175thMost Devout: 664thMost Beautiful Environments: 956thBest Weather: 995thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,035thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,095thMost Cultured: 1,125thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,144thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,306thMost Pacifist: 1,314thSafest: 1,451stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,480thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,895thNicest Citizens: 2,041stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,228thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,252ndTop
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Most Developed: 2,441stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,450thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,477thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,507thHealthiest Citizens: 2,663rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,780thLargest Governments: 3,007thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,026thSmartest Citizens: 3,189thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,389thLowest Crime Rates: 4,687thMost Inclusive: 4,690thMost Efficient Economies: 5,967thHighest Average Incomes: 7,603rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,403rdHighest Economic Output: 9,484thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,413thMost Stationary: 10,886thTop
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Most Income Equality: 14,951stLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,854thMost Politically Free: 17,779th
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Most Devout: 34th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 35th in the regionMost Influential: 39th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 48th in the regionMost Cultured: 52nd in the regionBest Weather: 64th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 65th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 67th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 68th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 81st in the regionMost Pacifist: 86th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 89th in the regionSafest: 94th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 114th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 118th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 120th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 134th in the regionNicest Citizens: 137th in the regionMost Politically Free: 143rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 156th in the regionMost Developed: 157th in the regionLargest Governments: 160th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 162nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 162nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 167th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 178th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 240th in the regionMost Stationary: 241st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 249th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 297th in the regionMost Inclusive: 302nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 336th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 353rd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 522nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 592nd in the regionLargest Populations: 665th in the regionMost Income Equality: 691st in the regionRudest Citizens: 808th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 831st in the region

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