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The Holy Republic of North Bratislava

“On, Bison!”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Holy Republic of North Bratislava is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Old Saxophone Joe with a fair hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.496 billion North Bratislavans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinkytown. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient North Bratislavan economy, worth a remarkable 2,552 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 204,246 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, and teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Bratislava's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bratislavan Orthodoxy.

North Bratislava is ranked 283,887th in the world and 12,607th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -26.23 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 55thMost Influential: 231stMost Devout: 588thMost Cultured: 944thMost Beautiful Environments: 958thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,007thBest Weather: 1,078thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,182ndMost Pacifist: 1,289thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,323rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,365thSafest: 1,600thHighest Food Quality: 1,653rdMost Developed: 1,735thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,792ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,809thNicest Citizens: 1,835thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,928thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,939thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,077thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,132ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,251stHealthiest Citizens: 2,484thLargest Governments: 2,538thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,548thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,918thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,985thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,133rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,352ndMost Inclusive: 4,393rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,547thHighest Average Incomes: 7,205thHighest Economic Output: 7,286thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,624thMost Stationary: 9,045thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,333rdTop
Most Income Equality: 15,033rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,336thLargest Populations: 26,972nd
Most Devout: 25th in the regionMost Influential: 33rd in the regionMost Cultured: 34th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 39th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 47th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 52nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 53rd in the regionBest Weather: 61st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 62nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 66th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 72nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 73rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 75th in the regionSafest: 83rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 89th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 92nd in the regionMost Developed: 100th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 105th in the regionNicest Citizens: 111th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 116th in the regionLargest Governments: 123rd in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 127th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 133rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 143rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 149th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 157th in the regionMost Stationary: 190th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 213th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 224th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 232nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 264th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 283rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 312th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 353rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 373rd in the regionLargest Populations: 467th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 514th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 718th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 782nd in the region

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