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The Vicar of Freud of Democatic Donkeys

“Where is Mom? I need to show her something...”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Vicar of Freud of Democatic Donkeys is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Evil McMasterdonia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 14.319 billion Democatic Donkeynesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tangerine Dream. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Democatic Donkeynesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,698 trillion snakes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 118,642 snakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection. Crime is totally unknown. Democatic Donkeys's national animal is the sparkle pony, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jim Morrisonism.

Democatic Donkeys is ranked 112,224th in the world and 5,133rd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.97 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 945thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,236thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,042ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,136thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,492ndMost Rebellious Youth: 2,954thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,306thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,323rdMost Influential: 4,036thLargest Black Market: 4,754thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,704thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,476thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,750thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,793rdMost Cultured: 8,750thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,513thHighest Economic Output: 10,210thSmartest Citizens: 11,068thLargest Governments: 11,216thBest Weather: 11,271stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,974thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 12,295thMost Devout: 13,919thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,207thLargest Populations: 18,224thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,441stHighest Average Incomes: 24,103rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,348th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 88th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 101st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 109th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 120th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 124th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 145th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 168th in the regionLargest Black Market: 214th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 265th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 322nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 328th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 334th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 359th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 379th in the regionLargest Populations: 402nd in the regionMost Cultured: 456th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 573rd in the regionMost Devout: 585th in the regionNudest: 604th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 606th in the regionBest Weather: 655th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 677th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 683rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 712th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 832nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 906th in the region

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