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The Vicar of Freud of Democatic Donkeys

“Where is Mom? I need to show her something...”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Hatchling


The Vicar of Freud of Democatic Donkeys is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Evil McMasterdonia with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, infamous sell-swords, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 13.747 billion Democatic Donkeynesians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tangerine Dream. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Democatic Donkeynesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,638 trillion snakes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 119,169 snakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

AI nannies tell children who refuse to go to bed that "my logic is undeniable", only women may wear the crown of Democatic Donkeys, t-shirts displaying a photo of Evil McMasterdonia performing the Full-Monty are selling out, and drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps". Crime is totally unknown. Democatic Donkeys's national animal is the sparkle pony, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jim Morrisonism.

Democatic Donkeys is ranked 10,207th in the world and 323rd in The North Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 1,638 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,000thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,043rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,548thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,560thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,900thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,932ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,225thLargest Black Market: 4,402ndMost Beautiful Environments: 6,026thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,347thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,855thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,836thMost Cultured: 8,564thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,424thHighest Economic Output: 10,207thLargest Governments: 11,089thSmartest Citizens: 11,138thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,216thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,678thBest Weather: 13,053rdMost Devout: 13,260thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,019thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,915thLargest Populations: 18,325thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,707thMost Income Equality: 22,785th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 80th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 91st in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 111th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 126th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 126th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 159th in the regionLargest Black Market: 198th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 280th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 312th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 314th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 323rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 333rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 344th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 381st in the regionLargest Populations: 398th in the regionMost Cultured: 439th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 531st in the regionLargest Governments: 566th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 617th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 626th in the regionNudest: 679th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 688th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 701st in the regionBest Weather: 740th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 885th in the region

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