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The Vicar of Freud of Democatic Donkeys

“Where is Mom? I need to show her something...”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Vicar of Freud of Democatic Donkeys is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Evil McMasterdonia with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 20.632 billion Democatic Donkeynesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tangerine Dream. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The all-consuming Democatic Donkeynesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,564 trillion snakes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 124,299 snakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democatic Donkeys's national animal is the sparkle pony, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jim Morrisonism.

Democatic Donkeys is ranked 98,108th in the world and 2,706th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.24 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 815thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,187thMost Influential: 2,277thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,505thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,544thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,655thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,886thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,921stTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,503rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,614thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,184thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,410thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,975thLargest Black Market: 7,155thHighest Economic Output: 8,857thBest Weather: 8,908thMost Patriotic: 9,281stMost Cultured: 10,250thSmartest Citizens: 10,307thLargest Governments: 11,663rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,052ndHighest Food Quality: 14,512thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,041stTop
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Largest Populations: 15,458thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,217thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,591stMost Devout: 26,391stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 30,622nd
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 80th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 85th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 94th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 108th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 110th in the regionLargest Black Market: 120th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 143rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 145th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 150th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 228th in the regionLargest Populations: 264th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 276th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 277th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 293rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 304th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 318th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 451st in the regionMost Cultured: 462nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 512th in the regionLargest Governments: 513th in the regionMost Influential: 560th in the regionNudest: 561st in the regionMost Stationary: 571st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 625th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 639th in the regionMost Devout: 648th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 705th in the region

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