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The Vicar of Freud of Democatic Donkeys

“Where is Mom? I need to show her something...”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Vicar of Freud of Democatic Donkeys is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Evil McMasterdonia with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 17.214 billion Democatic Donkeynesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tangerine Dream. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Democatic Donkeynesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,095 trillion snakes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 121,720 snakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection. Crime is totally unknown. Democatic Donkeys's national animal is the sparkle pony, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jim Morrisonism.

Democatic Donkeys is ranked 223,279th in the world and 11,178th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.81 Obesity Rate.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 114thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 377thMost Influential: 859thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,099thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,277thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,732ndTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,894thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,356thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,612thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,623rdMost Patriotic: 4,058thLargest Black Market: 4,603rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,691stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,281stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,595thMost Cultured: 8,798thHighest Economic Output: 9,173rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,705thSmartest Citizens: 10,339thBest Weather: 10,671stLargest Governments: 10,903rdHighest Poor Incomes: 12,385thHighest Food Quality: 13,778thTop
Most Devout: 15,519thLargest Populations: 16,625thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,277thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,093rdMost Subsidized Industry: 21,682ndHighest Average Incomes: 25,499thLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,111th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 87th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 103rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 112th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 124th in the regionLargest Black Market: 127th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 152nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 156th in the regionMost Patriotic: 171st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 196th in the regionMost Influential: 235th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 255th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 283rd in the regionLargest Populations: 288th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 294th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 303rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 308th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 312th in the regionMost Cultured: 432nd in the regionMost Devout: 452nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 540th in the regionNudest: 546th in the regionLargest Governments: 555th in the regionBest Weather: 572nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 630th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 695th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 766th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 829th in the regionMost Stationary: 886th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 899th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,077th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,084th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,221st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1,314th in the region

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