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The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota

“The Map is Not the Territory”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.762 billion Wisconsotans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Wisconsotan economy, worth a remarkable 3,744 trillion mud patties a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,895 mud patties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Wisconsotan language, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Wisconsotan radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime is totally unknown. Wisconsota's national animal is the bapher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wisconsota is ranked 91,828th in the world and 4,006th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,254.52 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 143rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 159thMost Influential: 338thSmartest Citizens: 797thMost Beautiful Environments: 799thHighest Average Tax Rates: 849thLargest Welfare Programs: 865thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,019thLargest Populations: 1,266thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,315thLargest Governments: 1,584thMost Pacifist: 1,837thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,845thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,296thNicest Citizens: 2,859thHighest Economic Output: 3,053rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,145thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,222ndBest Weather: 3,408thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,644thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,715thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,715thSafest: 3,917thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,998thMost Cultured: 4,196thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,223rdMost Inclusive: 7,051stLowest Crime Rates: 10,605thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 11,360thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,675thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,760thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,173rd
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Most Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 39th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 41st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 46th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 48th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 79th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 82nd in the regionLargest Governments: 83rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 91st in the regionMost Influential: 99th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 104th in the regionMost Pacifist: 118th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 131st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 140th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 158th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 161st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 164th in the regionNicest Citizens: 184th in the regionBest Weather: 205th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 209th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 216th in the regionMost Cultured: 219th in the regionSafest: 224th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 365th in the regionMost Inclusive: 435th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 535th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 569th in the regionMost Politically Free: 577th in the regionNudest: 590th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 641st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 748th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 767th in the regionMost Stationary: 919th in the region

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