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The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota

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The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.034 billion Wisconsotans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Wisconsotan economy, worth a remarkable 3,189 trillion mud patties a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,572 mud patties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Wisconsotan language, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Wisconsotan radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime is totally unknown. Wisconsota's national animal is the bapher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wisconsota is ranked 165,955^th in the world and 8,916^th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -9.72 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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