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The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota

“The Map is Not the Territory”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.034 billion Wisconsotans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Wisconsotan economy, worth a remarkable 3,189 trillion mud patties a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,572 mud patties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Wisconsotan language, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Wisconsotan radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime is totally unknown. Wisconsota's national animal is the bapher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wisconsota is ranked 165,955th in the world and 8,916th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -9.72 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 123rdMost Rebellious Youth: 136thSmartest Citizens: 735thMost Influential: 740thMost Beautiful Environments: 803rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 832ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,154thLargest Populations: 1,280thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,332ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,395thLargest Governments: 1,540thTop
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Most Pacifist: 1,776thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,303rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,523rdNicest Citizens: 2,629thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,926thHighest Economic Output: 3,361stBest Weather: 3,838thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,905thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,922ndSafest: 3,926thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,233rdMost Cultured: 4,264thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,776thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,806thMost Inclusive: 6,432ndTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,936thLowest Crime Rates: 10,492ndLongest Average Lifespans: 13,068thNudest: 13,445thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,457thMost Politically Free: 13,750thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,934th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 34th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 45th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 47th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 59th in the regionLargest Governments: 74th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 78th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 93rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 103rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 104th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 115th in the regionMost Pacifist: 115th in the regionNicest Citizens: 166th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 168th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 174th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 182nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 188th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 196th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 209th in the regionBest Weather: 213th in the regionMost Cultured: 214th in the regionSafest: 217th in the regionMost Influential: 250th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 348th in the regionMost Inclusive: 385th in the regionNudest: 398th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 500th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 520th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 680th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 704th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 737th in the region

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