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The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota

“The Map is Not the Territory”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.615 billion Wisconsotans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Wisconsotan economy, worth a remarkable 4,265 trillion mud patties a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,390 mud patties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The constant playing of Merry Birthday on Wisconsotan radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime is totally unknown. Wisconsota's national animal is the bapher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wisconsota is ranked 241,760th in the world and 10,141st in The North Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 132ndMost Rebellious Youth: 146thMost Influential: 388thSmartest Citizens: 867thMost Beautiful Environments: 883rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 983rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,001stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,014thLargest Populations: 1,198thLargest Governments: 1,838thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,887thMost Pacifist: 2,204thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,468thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,247thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,281stHighest Economic Output: 3,318thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,417thBest Weather: 3,484thNicest Citizens: 3,513thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,947thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,023rdSafest: 4,117thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,151stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,231stMost Cultured: 4,473rdHighest Food Quality: 6,415thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,724thMost Inclusive: 8,081stLongest Average Lifespans: 10,883rdLowest Crime Rates: 11,432ndTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 14,584thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,714thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,061stMost Secular: 25,020th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 39th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 47th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 52nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 52nd in the regionMost Influential: 85th in the regionLargest Governments: 96th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 97th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 101st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 103rd in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 114th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 117th in the regionMost Pacifist: 124th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 151st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 175th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 183rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 192nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 197th in the regionNicest Citizens: 198th in the regionBest Weather: 201st in the regionSafest: 219th in the regionMost Cultured: 227th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 235th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 370th in the regionNudest: 426th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 449th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 477th in the regionMost Inclusive: 483rd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 561st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 578th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 642nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 760th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 776th in the region

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