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The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota

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Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.955 billion Wisconsotans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. The income tax rate is 100%.

The Wisconsotan economy, worth a remarkable 4,096 trillion mud patties a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,200 mud patties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Wisconsotan language, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Wisconsotan radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime is totally unknown. Wisconsota's national animal is the bapher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wisconsota is ranked 3,643rd in the world and 160th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 19,885.06 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Rebellious Youth: 141stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 557thLargest Welfare Programs: 732ndMost Beautiful Environments: 796thSmartest Citizens: 820thMost Advanced Public Education: 870thHighest Average Tax Rates: 873rdMost Influential: 914thLargest Populations: 1,241stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,313thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,549thLargest Governments: 1,613thMost Pacifist: 1,994thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,347thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,802ndHighest Economic Output: 2,899thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,116thNicest Citizens: 3,150thBest Weather: 3,291stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,581stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,643rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,937thSafest: 3,960thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,992ndMost Cultured: 4,279thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,304thMost Inclusive: 7,767thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,904thLowest Crime Rates: 10,955thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 13,977thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,301stMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,634th
Most Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 41st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 44th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 47th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 52nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 72nd in the regionLargest Governments: 79th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 84th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 86th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 122nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 126th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 140th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 160th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 163rd in the regionBest Weather: 201st in the regionNicest Citizens: 202nd in the regionSafest: 223rd in the regionMost Cultured: 223rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 226th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 227th in the regionMost Influential: 334th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 396th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 480th in the regionNudest: 535th in the regionMost Politically Free: 538th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 543rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 575th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 622nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 657th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 785th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 792nd in the region

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