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The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota

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The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.615 billion Wisconsotans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Wisconsotan economy, worth a remarkable 4,265 trillion mud patties a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,390 mud patties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The constant playing of Merry Birthday on Wisconsotan radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime is totally unknown. Wisconsota's national animal is the bapher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wisconsota is ranked 241,760^th in the world and 10,141^st in The North Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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