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The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota

“The Map is Not the Territory”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its smutty television, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.305 billion Wisconsotans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Wisconsotan economy, worth a remarkable 3,234 trillion mud patties a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,114 mud patties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Wisconsotan language, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Wisconsotan radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime is totally unknown. Wisconsota's national animal is the bapher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wisconsota is ranked 34,273rd in the world and 1,563rd in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 97,114.36 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Rebellious Youth: 137thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 148thMost Influential: 340thSmartest Citizens: 781stMost Beautiful Environments: 815thHighest Average Tax Rates: 838thLargest Populations: 1,269thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,270thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,350thLargest Governments: 1,563rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,587thMost Pacifist: 1,845thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,314thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,802ndNicest Citizens: 2,832ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,927thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,160thHighest Economic Output: 3,689thBest Weather: 3,731stSafest: 3,953rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,002ndMost Cultured: 4,209thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,219thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,662ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,018thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,465thMost Inclusive: 6,923rdTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 10,520thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,525thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,433rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,853rdHighest Poor Incomes: 15,037thMost Politically Free: 20,168th
Most Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 39th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 46th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 49th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 69th in the regionLargest Governments: 78th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 83rd in the regionMost Influential: 96th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 98th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 107th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 111th in the regionMost Pacifist: 124th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 137th in the regionNicest Citizens: 170th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 184th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 194th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 201st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 207th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 208th in the regionBest Weather: 213th in the regionMost Cultured: 215th in the regionSafest: 222nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 222nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 281st in the regionMost Inclusive: 433rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 477th in the regionTop
Nudest: 505th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 513th in the regionMost Politically Free: 568th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 728th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 745th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 791st in the region

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