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The Great Empire of Pigeonstan

“Pigeons of light pigeons of life”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Great Empire of Pigeonstan is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by CHER AMI with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 877 million Pigeons are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pigeontropolis. The average income tax rate is 48.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pigeononyim economy, worth 122 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 139,428 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants, citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper, and hay has been added to school cafeteria menus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pigeonstan's national animal is the Pigeon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Pigeonstan is ranked 14,494th in the world and 798th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 86,708.96 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 477thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,620thMost Influential: 1,908thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,762ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,983rdMost Avoided: 9,011thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,305thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,093rdLargest Publishing Industry: 10,832ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 11,802ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,537thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,790thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,494thLargest Mining Sector: 14,610thMost Secular: 15,586thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,720thMost Developed: 15,724thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,734thHighest Average Incomes: 16,155thSmartest Citizens: 16,629thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,673rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,700thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,298thMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,846th
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Rudest Citizens: 167th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 196th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 199th in the regionMost Avoided: 336th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 344th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 516th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 529th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 535th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 560th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 560th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 578th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 587th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 622nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 641st in the regionMost Influential: 687th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 761st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 783rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 798th in the regionMost Secular: 809th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 874th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 876th in the regionMost Developed: 876th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 919th in the region

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