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The Loli Socialists Republics of Ham Federation


Category: Mother Knows Best State
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Loli Socialists Republics of Ham Federation is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Loli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.923 billion Lolis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metrololi. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loli economy, worth 882 trillion Doll Hairs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,417 Doll Hairs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, and buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ham Federation's national animal is the Hindslavic Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lolism.

Ham Federation is ranked 1,503rd in the world and 475th in The North Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 75,626 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 804thMost Influential: 1,503rdTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,112thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,851stMost Developed: 13,057thTop
Best Weather: 13,404thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,754thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,918thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,807thLowest Crime Rates: 16,000thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,110thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,200thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,221stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,245thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,605thMost Stationary: 16,942ndMost Subsidized Industry: 19,080thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,218thMost Efficient Economies: 20,239thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,346thLargest Governments: 21,283rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,793rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,238thSmartest Citizens: 23,535thMost Patriotic: 25,380thHighest Economic Output: 25,587thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,668thNicest Citizens: 26,304th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 442nd in the regionMost Stationary: 460th in the regionMost Influential: 475th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 525th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 537th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 657th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 688th in the regionBest Weather: 706th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 728th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 730th in the regionMost Developed: 740th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 764th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 772nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 776th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 787th in the regionLargest Populations: 809th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 813th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 836th in the regionMost Patriotic: 869th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 879th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 887th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 897th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 905th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 913th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 953rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 953rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 953rd in the regionLargest Governments: 981st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 986th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,006th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,074th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,083rd in the region

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