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The Loli Union Federal Republic of Ham Federation


Category: Mother Knows Best State
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Loli Union Federal Republic of Ham Federation is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Loli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 5.216 billion Lolis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metrololi. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loli economy, worth 554 trillion Doll Hairs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,328 Doll Hairs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, and 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ham Federation's national animal is the Hindslavic Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lolism.

Ham Federation is ranked 29,073rd in the world and 1,295th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,308.95 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 816thMost Influential: 1,273rdTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 10,673rdTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 13,105thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,823rdBest Weather: 13,902ndMost Developed: 14,188thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,364thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,565thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,675thLowest Crime Rates: 16,103rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,953rdHighest Poor Incomes: 17,352ndMost Advanced Public Education: 17,871stMost Subsidized Industry: 18,447thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,791stMost Efficient Economies: 19,098thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,699thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,254thMost Stationary: 21,796thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,211thLargest Governments: 23,290th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 506th in the regionMost Influential: 506th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 528th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 542nd in the regionMost Stationary: 624th in the regionMost Developed: 809th in the regionBest Weather: 809th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 820th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 841st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 847th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 862nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 867th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 872nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 921st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 968th in the region

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