The Loli Union Federal Republic of Ham Federation
|Category: Mother Knows Best State|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Loli Union Federal Republic of Ham Federation is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Loli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 5.216 billion Lolis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metrololi. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Loli economy, worth 554 trillion Doll Hairs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,328 Doll Hairs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, and 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ham Federation's national animal is the Hindslavic Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lolism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ham Federation was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of TyGerria.
- : Ham Federation was endorsed by The Republic of AmManies.
- : Ham Federation was endorsed by The Federation of Solcius.
- : Ham Federation was endorsed by The Caspian Commonwealth of Dabarastan.
- : Ham Federation was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Palgo.
- : Ham Federation was endorsed by The Hoppy of Praeceps.
- : Ham Federation was endorsed by The Holy Islamic Caliphate of Sahriastan.
- : Ham Federation was endorsed by The Federal Islamic Republic of Cereskia.
- : Ham Federation was endorsed by The Union of Pazair.
- : Ham Federation was endorsed by The Reino of Godwanna.
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