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The Salty Dogs of Great Bights Mum

“The Rum's on Me”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: The North Pacific

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The Salty Dogs of Great Bights Mum is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 38.426 billion Mummers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Great Bights Mumian economy, worth a remarkable 2,469 trillion coupons a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 64,279 coupons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Great Bights Mum's new capital, pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, and veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Bights Mum's national animal is the whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Great Bights Mum is ranked 241,565th in the world and 10,137th in The North Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7thMost Influential: 875thLargest Welfare Programs: 899thLargest Populations: 1,014thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,296thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,439thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,449thTop
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Best Weather: 2,701stMost Stationary: 4,695thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,370thHighest Economic Output: 7,394thSafest: 8,451stMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,753rdMost Cultured: 9,414thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,763rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,966thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,078thSmartest Citizens: 12,631stTop
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Highest Food Quality: 13,090thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,540thLowest Crime Rates: 16,892ndLargest Governments: 20,501st
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 44th in the regionMost Stationary: 97th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 99th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 126th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 131st in the regionBest Weather: 150th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 232nd in the regionMost Influential: 247th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 336th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 427th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 453rd in the regionMost Cultured: 467th in the regionSafest: 478th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 534th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 593rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 656th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 670th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 743rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 822nd in the regionLargest Governments: 966th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1,039th in the region

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