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The Constitutional Monarchy of Dacian Freelands

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The Constitutional Monarchy of Dacian Freelands is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Vlad I with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.067 billion Dacians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarmisegetuza. The average income tax rate is 20.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dacian economy, worth a remarkable 3,306 trillion RONS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 298,749 RONS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Dacian Freelands's mid-life crisis, Dacians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, the fattest folk in Dacian Freelands look to be the happiest ones, and surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods. Crime is totally unknown. Dacian Freelands's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

Dacian Freelands is ranked 28,434^th in the world and 550^th in The North Pacific for Largest Populations, with 11.1 billion Capita.

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