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The Republic of Caiov

“Towards Order and Progress”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Republic of Caiov is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arthur Alexandre with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.02 billion Caiorenses are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of caio. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Caiorense economy, worth 638 trillion caios a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 158,856 caios, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 731,248 per year while the poor average 20,899, a ratio of 35.0 to 1.

Politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, and politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Caiov's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Católica.

Caiov is ranked 46,373rd in the world and 935th in The North Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 76.42 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,121stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,162ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,513thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,154thMost Influential: 2,244thLargest Retail Industry: 2,537thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,937thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,363rdHighest Crime Rates: 3,796thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,191stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,836thRudest Citizens: 8,067thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,565thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,172ndMost Cultured: 14,857thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 17,749thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,774thHighest Average Incomes: 20,996thLargest Insurance Industry: 22,401stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,798thMost Secular: 24,235thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26,680thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28,228thMost Efficient Economies: 30,033rd
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 28th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 29th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 49th in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 70th in the regionFattest Citizens: 73rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 80th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 88th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 109th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 128th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 247th in the regionRudest Citizens: 271st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 295th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 349th in the regionMost Influential: 461st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 475th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 476th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 549th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 552nd in the regionMost Cultured: 568th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 589th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 594th in the region

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