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The Somewhat Unfriendly Land of Kwaj

“Go away, it's too hot for company.”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Somewhat Unfriendly Land of Kwaj is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Amata Kabua with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.814 billion Kwajians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coral Sands. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kwajian economy, worth a remarkable 2,339 trillion Gold Coins a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 198,049 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The art of conversation has been rediscovered, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, and flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kwaj's national animal is the Hermit Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Almighty Atomic Overlord.

Kwaj is ranked 284,532nd in the world and 12,635th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -32.85 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 27thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30thBest Weather: 155thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 156thLeast Corrupt Governments: 186thMost Beautiful Environments: 202ndMost Influential: 208thMost Advanced Public Education: 353rdSafest: 362ndMost Developed: 391stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 406thLongest Average Lifespans: 429thMost Pacifist: 455thHealthiest Citizens: 481stMost Compassionate Citizens: 539thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 548thNicest Citizens: 652ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 652ndHighest Food Quality: 858thHighest Average Tax Rates: 996thLargest Welfare Programs: 999thLowest Crime Rates: 1,092ndMost Inclusive: 1,147thSmartest Citizens: 1,249thLargest Governments: 1,409thMost Secular: 1,493rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,170thMost Cultured: 2,200thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,265thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,382ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,477thMost Efficient Economies: 5,556thHighest Average Incomes: 7,876thHighest Economic Output: 8,113thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,728thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,034thMost Stationary: 10,589thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,072ndMost Income Equality: 27,265th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionSafest: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionMost Developed: 24th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 27th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionMost Pacifist: 29th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 29th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 31st in the regionNicest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 32nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 39th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 45th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 47th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 58th in the regionMost Inclusive: 60th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 60th in the regionLargest Governments: 69th in the regionMost Secular: 69th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 75th in the regionMost Cultured: 100th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 152nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 169th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 194th in the regionMost Stationary: 214th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 257th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 284th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 339th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 371st in the regionNudest: 479th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 485th in the regionLargest Populations: 503rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 773rd in the region

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