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The Austria of New Chilokver

“Founded 06/10/14, TNP”

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The Austria of New Chilokver is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Lord Albo with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate population of 20.714 billion Chilokveri are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apelia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chilokveri economy, worth a remarkable 7,941 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 383,410 Dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, t-shirts displaying a photo of Lord Albo performing the Full-Monty are selling out, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Chilokver's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Chilokver is ranked 888^th in the world and 49^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 101.89 average smiles per day.

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