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The Austria of New Chilokver

“Founded 06/10/14, TNP”

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The Austria of New Chilokver is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Scomo with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 17.093 billion Chilokveri are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apelia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chilokveri economy, worth a remarkable 6,527 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 381,874 Dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, and the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Chilokver's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Chilokver is ranked 303^rd in the world and 13^th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 333.05 quips per hour.

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