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The Republic of Itanland

“Moo”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Republic of Itanland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ruben with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.952 billion Itanlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itandon. The average income tax rate is 53.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Itanlandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,730 trillion Itans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 296,568 Itans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, and government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Itanland's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Itanland is ranked 20,297th in the world and 774th in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,525.43 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Inclusive: 145thBest Weather: 159thMost Secular: 160thMost Pacifist: 267thMost Beautiful Environments: 268thHighest Food Quality: 317thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 408thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 519thMost Compassionate Citizens: 632ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 710thNicest Citizens: 779thMost Developed: 851stLargest Publishing Industry: 867thHealthiest Citizens: 927thLargest Information Technology Sector: 944thLongest Average Lifespans: 947thMost Influential: 1,098thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,434thLowest Crime Rates: 1,453rdMost Cultured: 1,471stSmartest Citizens: 1,753rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,800thSafest: 2,067thMost Efficient Economies: 2,324thHighest Average Incomes: 2,390thTop
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Largest Governments: 2,749thHighest Economic Output: 2,837thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,290thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,445thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,721stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,445thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,148thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,288thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,623rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,998thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,334thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,416thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,500thTop
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Most Stationary: 16,897thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,939thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,318thLargest Populations: 18,715thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,297th
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Most Secular: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 17th in the regionMost Pacifist: 18th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 34th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 37th in the regionNicest Citizens: 44th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 52nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 53rd in the regionMost Developed: 56th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 60th in the regionMost Cultured: 64th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 71st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 81st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 84th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 89th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 92nd in the regionSafest: 99th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 109th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 121st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 122nd in the regionLargest Governments: 131st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 163rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 183rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 206th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 228th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 228th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 302nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 312th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 317th in the regionMost Influential: 323rd in the regionLargest Populations: 327th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 348th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 374th in the regionMost Stationary: 456th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 481st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 587th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 629th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 767th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 774th in the region

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