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The Federation of Conservative State of Poland

“United we are, forever we stand”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Federation of Conservative State of Poland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Qui-Gon Jinn with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.66 billion Poles are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lublin. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polish economy, worth a remarkable 1,110 trillion Libers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 144,977 Libers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, people make a career out of medical voyeurism, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, and glamping Poles won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conservative State of Poland's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Conservative State of Poland is ranked 10,792nd in the world and 551st in The North Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 32.63 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 621stMost Influential: 1,067thMost Pacifist: 2,069thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,081stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,203rdSafest: 2,219thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,375thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2,501stBest Weather: 3,116thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,241stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,396thMost Inclusive: 3,970thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,636thHealthiest Citizens: 5,479thMost Developed: 5,480thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,669thMost Cultured: 5,709thSmartest Citizens: 6,094thLowest Crime Rates: 6,227thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,244thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,322ndLargest Welfare Programs: 7,757thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,923rdLargest Publishing Industry: 8,186thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,393rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,084thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,150thLargest Governments: 10,792ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,843rdTop
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Nudest: 12,203rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,630thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,988thHighest Average Incomes: 15,395thHighest Economic Output: 16,551stMost Efficient Economies: 17,217thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,828thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,189th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 122nd in the regionSafest: 125th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 132nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 134th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 143rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 166th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 195th in the regionBest Weather: 198th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 199th in the regionMost Inclusive: 258th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 269th in the regionMost Cultured: 294th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 329th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 335th in the regionMost Developed: 341st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 351st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 352nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 359th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 370th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 399th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 402nd in the regionMost Influential: 403rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 407th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 411th in the regionNudest: 445th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 513th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 517th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 540th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 542nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 545th in the regionLargest Governments: 551st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 691st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 717th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 781st in the regionLargest Populations: 861st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 901st in the region

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 243 » Orado, Yaorozu, The Rhein States, Runeda, Territorio di Nessuno, Shadowrik, Koda-Land, Dreadton, Notyoutopia, Corfad, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Ravendi, 1 very fast endotarter, Guer Aike, Loutsland, Siwale, The Tampa Bay Rays, Glurponia, McMasterdonia, Viridiann, Dar es Saalam, Selfgradatude, Shibutani, Seenvorland, Wineclaw, Kranostav, Sunto, North Bratislava, Ethnon, El Fiji Grande, Zyvetskistaahn, Sil Dorsett, Vincone Cae, Empy, Daiz, Frances Francis the First of France, Pallaith, Gnomewatchers, Malta Comino Gozo, Steampunk Ariel, The Iron Lions, Holy Oranz, Newpromisedland, Votak Matim, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Valentine Z, Volstokn, Fendlium, Great Bights Mum, Napnomadia, and 193 others.Wilkshire, Hamerica, PotatoFarmers, Merconitonitopia, United Kahndaq, Moubarakistan, Yokciq Empire, Xagill, Tachycardia, Freyford, Universal State Formula, Omnistria, Khoik, The Stratosphere Islands, The Endless Eventide, Miamington, West Hamburg, The Lancerian Empire, Clan Spaniel, The Windmilluminati, Diodone, Xentherida, SORT, Kingdom Of Manaf, Nisastria, Antiyard, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Nistriabar, New Lakemba, Varola, East Supple Lund, Zokk, Vesuva, Zecit, Arimbia, Panama Coalition, Ataraxia Somnia, Unshleepd, The Austro Germanic Union, Novaray, Montarc, Aingard, Aeolist, Godwanna, Solskjar, Maott, Humptalumpta, The Pantheons, The Serdey Islands, Korovan Isles, Zeternia, Joodey, Astronomical, Greater Pittsburgh, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Sikol, Timothea, Zzozona, Ver Testua, Libertania Democratica, Fluffy Noodles, Prydania, I Like Killing people, Former English Colony, The Calabash Protectorate, Sevinland, Simone Republic, Seanat, Brucklania, Walter Jackson, Eywaan, Innocentic, Highton Islands, Yellops, Orogonia, Unimaginable Doom, Xyrron, Madjack, Pokemanland, Kragsgale, Xipher, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Eastern Cous Empria, WeKnow, Heilhum Imperius, Harjad, Aerilia, Dangine, Cretox State, Morover, Outer Shenendoah, Lulubellia, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Chips and Guac, Hardscrabble, Draconian Progression, Republica Guilleana, Unsophisticate, Pytong, Bankowiata, Ozstan, Pasargad, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Imperial Pieserged, Odelinor, Slyakanya, Nodnarb, The Jerichowan Country, DIMAnism, Climeria, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Darkmondoria, Svenskskit, Galbadiana, Bharathvarsh, His Enduring Majesty, Ellbonnia, Confederacy of North America, Planes, The Mazur Empire, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Star Kingdom, The Republic of Free Peoples, Strongwill, Vesteysia, Svenskan, Francois Isidore, Aoncarpa, Valgarda, Kromi, Zemnaya Svoboda, Figyjharli, Super Girl, Travislavania, Aryan Homeland, New Celoveniortan, Siforpeo, Federal Republic of Genosha, Mon Island, Cajland, Defense For The World Assembly, Tyirza, Tsandonown, Korean-Joseon, Wapistan, Britle, Libvillia, Ariele, Greater Ale Permars, Card Kingdom, Muqatil, Andanavia, Fraystonia, Capablanca, Sopernia, East Akra, Bearical, Nova Arcania, Fizban, Que Lukustinardon, Alcavia, Batatoland Empire, British-Australia, Sahriastan, Perikuresu, Lionia, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Nimarya, Pazair, Zapiron, The Blazeland Administration, Paradeavenlisian States, Praeceps, Palgo, Laurendon, Dabarastan, Venicea, AmManies, New Michag, Rising Sakura, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Kazoo Basin, Klodma, TyGerria, Teothopia, Tringapore, Eternal Dominion, Saperisole, Tibus Heth, and Religioncord.