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The Democratic Republic of Esteneng

“United as wave, we march through fire.”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Democratic Republic of Esteneng is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Lehiyelton Giahiien Sboneuls with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 1.173 billion Estenengians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Divergaudiburg. The average income tax rate is 64.0%.

The strong Estenengian economy, worth 79.8 trillion jailisos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,046 jailisos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, designer truncheons are the latest law enforcement fashion craze, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and Evangelicalism has been named as Esteneng's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esteneng's national animal is the Pygosce penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Evangelicalism.

Esteneng is ranked 88,041st in the world and 3,305th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 35 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 654thMost Influential: 1,951stTop
Most Pacifist: 8,340thSafest: 8,772ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,780thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,814thNicest Citizens: 9,995thBest Weather: 10,263rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,567thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 18,009thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,186thMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,193rdMost Devout: 20,636thMost Inclusive: 20,804thHealthiest Citizens: 22,165thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,237thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,856thLowest Crime Rates: 24,712thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,793rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 448th in the regionMost Pacifist: 491st in the regionSafest: 496th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 503rd in the regionBest Weather: 551st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 560th in the regionNicest Citizens: 574th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 589th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 612th in the regionMost Devout: 641st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 900th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 912th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 976th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,017th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,077th in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,129th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,131st in the region

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