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The Republic of Selfgradatude

“Shaft them, before they do it to you.”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Republic of Selfgradatude is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by president Donald Trump with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 24.671 billion Selfgradatudeans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Selfgradatude City. The average income tax rate is 59.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Selfgradatudean economy, worth a remarkable 1,522 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 61,723 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and the government has pinkie-promised never to use its veto power except in an emergency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Selfgradatude's national animal is the golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Selfgradatude is ranked 280,042nd in the world and 12,446th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -16.03 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 99thMost Influential: 351stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,075thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,148thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,784thTop
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Best Weather: 3,428thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,055thLargest Populations: 5,847thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,642ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,217thSafest: 7,780thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,945thHighest Economic Output: 13,582ndTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,343rdLongest Average Lifespans: 15,757thSmartest Citizens: 19,857thMost Developed: 21,838th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 50th in the regionLargest Populations: 57th in the regionMost Influential: 74th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 83rd in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 133rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 163rd in the regionBest Weather: 197th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 218th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 222nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 280th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 337th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 434th in the regionSafest: 457th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 869th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 898th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,019th in the regionMost Patriotic: 1,085th in the regionMost Developed: 1,102nd in the region

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