The Ŝtáto of Bagojo
“U'r my ape now”
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Location: The North Pacific
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The Ŝtáto of Bagojo is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Prezidanto Ĵŕ-Ĝejms Ĉaqŝić-Śewiń with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 4.643 billion Bagójo-ánoj are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Űlmň. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Bagójo-na economy, worth a remarkable 1,233 trillion Bagójo-na Steloj a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 265,675 Bagójo-na Steloj, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Bagoj-na Ágloball fields, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, a soldier's body is a temple, and geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bagojo's national animal is the Bagoj-na Áglo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Esperanto-Komunismo.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, a soldier's body is a temple.
- : Bagojo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Bagoj-na Ágloball fields.
- : Bagojo endorsed The Free Land of Siatin.
- : Bagojo was endorsed by The Free Land of Siatin.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Prezidanto Ĵŕ-Ĝejms Ĉaqŝić-Śewiń's eyes only'.
- : Following new legislation in Bagojo, hay has been added to school cafeteria menus.
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