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The Kingdom of Bardopia

“All hail the Bard”

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The Kingdom of Bardopia is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by King Bard the first of His name with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.967 billion Bardopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bardopolis. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Bardopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,502 trillion Bardollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 150,770 Bardollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's all white elephants on parade, dictators have dubbed Bardopia the land of lunatics, the government airlifts sacrificial lambs, and school football matches are usually five-a-side. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bardopia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bardism.

Bardopia is ranked 297,982^nd in the world and 4,383^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -11.57 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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