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The Holy Empire of Gendirt

“You are lucky to have been born here.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Holy Empire of Gendirt is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ŧ͓͡ค̱̎เ̤̈́г̬̒ץ̐ͅ ๏̢̀Ŧ̻͘ ̱͊Ŧคเ͙̓гเ͙͐є͙̈ร̺̚ with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.405 billion Gendirtors are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Hell. The average income tax rate is 67.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Gendirtian economy, worth a remarkable 7,712 trillion handful of dead beeses a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 419,017 handful of dead beeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Patriots insist that size does matter, mandatory blunting of cutlery has increased the popularity of soup-based meals, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gendirt's national animal is the exploding eye bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Beekeeper Association.

Gendirt is ranked 5,072nd in the world and 277th in The North Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 40.82 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 4thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 142ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 255thLargest Black Market: 256thMost Corrupt Governments: 284thLargest Information Technology Sector: 419thLowest Crime Rates: 501stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 517thHighest Average Incomes: 663rdMost Developed: 790thSmartest Citizens: 833rdMost Influential: 854thHighest Economic Output: 898thLongest Average Lifespans: 918thMost Scientifically Advanced: 992ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,045thHealthiest Citizens: 1,168thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,351stTop
Most Inclusive: 2,463rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,515thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,521stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,911thMost Secular: 2,913thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,919thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,446thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,746thMost Efficient Economies: 4,205thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,000thLargest Governments: 5,072ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,508thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,680thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,185thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,887thLargest Populations: 9,772ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,759thMost Cultured: 11,438thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,448thTop
Rudest Citizens: 11,969thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,464thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,712th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Developed: 46th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 51st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 55th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 69th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 82nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 83rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 96th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 115th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 125th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 129th in the regionLargest Populations: 147th in the regionMost Inclusive: 163rd in the regionMost Secular: 171st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 183rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 221st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 230th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 244th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 253rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 270th in the regionLargest Governments: 277th in the regionMost Influential: 315th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 322nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 351st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 420th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 466th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 498th in the regionRudest Citizens: 513th in the regionMost Cultured: 586th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 706th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 731st in the region

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