The Holy Empire of Gendirt
“You are lucky to have been born here.”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Holy Empire of Gendirt is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ŧ͓͡ค̱̎เ̤̈́г̬̒ץ̐ͅ ๏̢̀Ŧ̻͘ ̱͊Ŧคเ͙̓гเ͙͐є͙̈ร̺̚ with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.405 billion Gendirtors are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Hell. The average income tax rate is 67.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Gendirtian economy, worth a remarkable 7,712 trillion handful of dead beeses a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 419,017 handful of dead beeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.
Patriots insist that size does matter, mandatory blunting of cutlery has increased the popularity of soup-based meals, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gendirt's national animal is the exploding eye bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Beekeeper Association.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Gendirt, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in Gendirt, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
- : Following new legislation in Gendirt, mandatory blunting of cutlery has increased the popularity of soup-based meals.
- : Gendirt was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Following new legislation in Gendirt, patriots insist that size does matter.
- : Following new legislation in Gendirt, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
- : Following new legislation in Gendirt, conspiracy theorists allege Old Hell's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.
- : Gendirt changed its national animal to "exploding eye bee".
- : Gendirt endorsed The Allied States of The Iron Lions.
- : Following new legislation in Gendirt, money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence.
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