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The Krinslo Empire of British Bayonet

“Unity, Prosperity, Strength”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Page

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The Krinslo Empire of British Bayonet is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Arthur Maocuarta with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.274 billion Krins are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krimielstein. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient krin economy, worth a remarkable 2,308 trillion Geads a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 317,297 Geads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. British Bayonet's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Karadism.

British Bayonet is ranked 189,855th in the world and 7,293rd in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.74 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 72ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 136thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 137thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 417thMost Influential: 742ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 831stLargest Black Market: 882ndHighest Poor Incomes: 966thMost Armed: 1,512thHighest Average Incomes: 1,769thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,303rdTop
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Most Devout: 3,352ndLargest Governments: 5,270thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,100thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,472ndHighest Economic Output: 6,967thMost Efficient Economies: 7,153rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,647thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,318thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,567thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,701stMost Avoided: 11,578thRudest Citizens: 11,637thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 12,172ndMost Developed: 13,206thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,954thMost Stationary: 16,097thLowest Crime Rates: 16,345thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,452ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,161stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,783rdMost Advanced Public Education: 23,727th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 38th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 49th in the regionMost Armed: 51st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 81st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 83rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 93rd in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 140th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 211th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 257th in the regionMost Influential: 269th in the regionLargest Governments: 281st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 304th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 318th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 348th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 360th in the regionMost Stationary: 363rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 405th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 476th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 495th in the regionMost Avoided: 503rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 600th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 727th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 753rd in the regionMost Developed: 756th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 857th in the regionLargest Populations: 894th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 930th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 967th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 970th in the region

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