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The Krinslo Empire of British Bayonet

“Unity, Prosperity, Strength”

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Location: The North Pacific

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The Krinslo Empire of British Bayonet is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Arthur Maocuarta with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.063 billion Krins are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krimielstein. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient krin economy, worth a remarkable 3,227 trillion Geads a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 320,748 Geads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All", the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, and the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. British Bayonet's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Karadism.

British Bayonet is ranked 22,331st in the world and 1,126th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 58.55 quips per hour.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 91stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 147thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 159thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 397thLargest Black Market: 869thMost Influential: 873rdHighest Poor Incomes: 983rdMost Armed: 1,719thHighest Average Incomes: 1,919thMost Patriotic: 2,260thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,289thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,758thMost Devout: 3,507thHighest Economic Output: 5,256thLargest Governments: 5,510thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,503rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,920thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,112thRudest Citizens: 8,117thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,577thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,111thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,443rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,741stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,838thMost Developed: 12,344thMost Stationary: 12,946thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 13,851stLowest Crime Rates: 16,548thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,549thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,110thSmartest Citizens: 22,331st
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 32nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost Armed: 53rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 85th in the regionMost Patriotic: 91st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 98th in the regionMost Devout: 119th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 168th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 180th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 233rd in the regionMost Influential: 242nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 277th in the regionMost Stationary: 279th in the regionLargest Governments: 287th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 296th in the regionRudest Citizens: 388th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 389th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 410th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 425th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 502nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 580th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 613th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 617th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 676th in the regionMost Developed: 693rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 748th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 800th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 958th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,126th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,154th in the region

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