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The Krinslo Empire of British Bayonet

“Unity, Prosperity, Strength”

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The Krinslo Empire of British Bayonet is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Arthur Maocuarta with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.063 billion Krins are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krimielstein. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient krin economy, worth a remarkable 3,227 trillion Geads a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 320,748 Geads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All", the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, and the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. British Bayonet's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Karadism.

British Bayonet is ranked 22,331^st in the world and 1,126^th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 58.55 quips per hour.

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